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[malinoisvol]

Born a man.

 

[joevol33]

Writes letters to nick saban

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Has been asked to leave the women's shoe department at Walmart several times.

 

[joevol33]

Needs a safe space each Christmas if he doesn't get a holiday Barbie.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Will be keeping his word and moving to Canada.

 

[Tin Man]

Was thrown out of a Goodwill store for muttering veiled threats in the holiday theme section.

 

[malinoisvol]

Was thrown out of a Goodwill store for muttering veiled threats in the holiday theme section.

Likes dark chocolate and red wine...simultaneously.

 

[joevol33]

Should've had me a steak ready after the game Saturday.

 

[Tin Man]

Thinks that I hot house my tomatoes (I don't).

 

[joevol33]

Refuses to help wash dishes

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Pioneered butt chugging before it became well known.

 

[joevol33]

Is the reason people need safe spaces

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is the reason hospitals have to go through the two hour long do's and dont's before a simple procedure.

 

[Tin Man]

Sends Christmas cards written in legalese.

 

[joevol33]

Thinks rabbits really lay Easter eggs

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Falls for the flaming bag of dog poo on his front porch prank every single time.

 

[joevol33]

Shaves his underarms

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Not allowed to go to the supermarket without supervision.

 

[joevol33]

Has a secret passion to become an instgram model

 

[Tin Man]

Stood in line at Western Union holding a Polaroid picture, waiting his turn to send an "Instagram."

 

[malinoisvol]

Stood in line at Western Union holding a Polaroid picture, waiting his turn to send an "Instagram."

Still owns a Polaroid.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Can only spell banana because of Gwen Stefani.

 

[malinoisvol]

Chiquita

 

[Tin Man]

Steps out in drag as Linda Barrett.

 

[joevol33]

Kriss kross still makes him jump jump.