Poor Martha....

#5
#5
Bet I know who'll be put in charge of the KITCHEN!

Warden : Okay 234567890, get in there and whip up some of those salmon mousse canapes. And make it snappy!

Prisoner 234567890 : Only if you promise to allow colored napkins to be used on the table.

Poor Martha...she just makes being hated TOO easy!
 
#7
#7
Guard: 234567890, I've noticed that every time I've body-searched you, your prison uniforms are always so clean and smell SO fresh! How DO you do it?

Prisoner 234567890 : Oh, it's an old family recipe that can be whipped up from stale urine and rat droppings. Drop by my cell and I'll write it down for you.
 
#8
#8
:lol: :lol: :lol:

So funny!!!!!!!!

I really didnt think they would find her guilty though!! Im shocked!!! :eek:
 
#11
#11
I'm not even sure I understand whatever it was she did. But even if she is guilty (and no, I am not a Martha Stewart fan) turning her case into a three-ring circus doesn't seem very fair to me.
 
#13
#13
you guys are hilarious B) Basically what she did was this: She had a really good friend that owned a company called IMCLONE ~ they were/are working on an anti-cancer drug. Martha was telling her group of investors (let's call them the Kitchen Groupies) to buy,buy,buy this stock..............well, her good friend (Imclone's CEO) told Martha that the cancer drug that they had worked so hard on was not going to be approved by the US FDA.......imagine what this would do to a stock. Well, Martha kept telling the Kitchen Groupies to buy,buy,buy that stock (which helped push the price up a little), but she was sell,sell,selling it................for a major profit. Her broker who commited the stock sales was found guilty as well due to knowing the same info. She wasn't ripping off big corporate executives, she ripped off 'the little people'................she won't get as much as she deserves ~ probably a slap on the wrist..........
 
#14
#14
Originally posted by secrivals@Mar 6, 2004 4:14 AM
....she won't get as much as she deserves ~ probably a slap on the wrist..........
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Judge: 234567890 do you have anything to say before your sentencing?

234567890 : Judge, you can do ANYTHING you like to me, but PLEASE don't put me in a green cell!! I just look so washed out in GREEN.
 
#15
#15
LIO, you are having WAY too much fun in this thread! :D :D :lol:
 
#17
#17
i wonder if ms stewart will have a philosophy change on the subject of same sex couples during her stay??
 
#18
#18
no doubt she was guiltly but what about the turds from Enron they didn't go to jail did they?
 
#20
#20
as i only replied to it and didnt start the thread i have no idea.....as for martha on my mind it was just an idle curiosity
 
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