kptvol
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"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!"
"he said we're going the wrong way?"
"Ah, he's drunk, how does he know where we're going?"
"good point. Thank you!!"lol:
You have no idea how much I quote this is real life. I love that movie. The best part is when he gets back to the rental company desk after his 9 mile trek and loses it.
Go to You Tube and search for planes, trains and automobiles rental to see the video.
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fudging dumb-butt smile off your rosy, fudging, cheeks! Then you can give me a fudging automobile: a fudging Datsun, a fudging Toyota, a fudging Mustang, a fudging Buick! Four fudging wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fudging nowhere with fudging keys to a fudging car that isn't fudging there. And I really didn't care to fudging walk down a fudging highway and across a fudging runway to get back here to have you smile in my fudging face. I want a fudging car RIGHT FUDGING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fudged!
I LOVE that scene but my favorite has to be.
You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!