picture on the night stand

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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of
another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?!!" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
 
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I'm pretty sure that would result in a murder/suicide..lol
 
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of

another man on her nightstand by the bed.



He begins to worry.






"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.





"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.





"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.



"Well, who in the hell is he, then?!!" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
:no:
 
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