Perfect gift for the girlfriend/wife

[U-T]

http://www.thetoque.com/040518/ass_sweater.htm

 

[LadyinOrange]

Something tells me you're not married.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GAVol]

See - now that's funny!

 

[U-T]

Not married....still looking though!

 

[Freak]

:shakehead: :lol: :rlol:

 

[orangetd88]

LOL

 

[rockytops36]

do they come in "J-LO", "Big Bertha", and "2 Hippos playing under the sheets" sizes? :shakeit:

 

[MemphisVol]

I'm offended, and if you are male you probably find this totally offensive too.



Of course women use clothes to accentuate their positives and hide their negatives even more than men. We may be better than the 50's, but certain backwards tendencies have proved 'stubborn' for both genders.

And in this in-between period, there are certain things you don't talk about, including anything that remotely suggests that women think more than men about body image, no matter how true that might be. Women may do it more, but it's a near religious thing for them not to admit it. Meanwhile, it's a near-religious thing for men not to say anything, whatsoever, that might conflict with the fashionably activist tale women are telling themselves at the moment.

As a male, I'm deeply offended that somebody would talk openly about the Ass-Hiding Sweater. By talking about it out loud in public, of course women will reject it as a fashion-option, thereby robbing males of yet another "out" when, inevitably, they are asked that sadistic, no-win question, "Does this make my ass look fat?"

 

[U-T]

I got to admit...when I sit in a hot car for awhile...I do sweat a lot back there....I have lots of hair... :censored:

 

[MemphisVol]

Originally posted by U-T@May 19, 2004 11:01 PM
I got to admit...when I sit in a hot car for awhile...I do sweat a lot back there....I have lots of hair...

I just love the 1st Ammendment.

Anybody who's anybody get's worked up about social issues. But, just when you think maybe you've said too much about something you care about that is controversial, somebody else says something that makes you look normal.

Gods bless the exceptionally hairy.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by U-T@May 19, 2004 11:01 PM
I got to admit...when I sit in a hot car for awhile...I do sweat a lot back there....I have lots of hair... :censored:

:jawdrop:

 

[orangetd88]

Originally posted by MemphisVol@May 19, 2004 11:34 PM
Gods bless the exceptionally hairy.

Ron Jeremy loves you, too. :lol:

 

[Freak]

You all really took this thread and ran with it. :shakehead:

B)

 

[Big Orange Titan]

Originally posted by U-T@May 18, 2004 9:09 PM
http://www.thetoque.com/040518/ass_sweater.htm

How about a muzzle instead? :lol:

Female Alert level

3.Nag
2.Highly Annoying
1.Charlie Brown's Teacher(Wah Whaaah Wah Whaaah Wah Wah Wah?) aka tune out time.

 

[MemphisVol]

Man. BOT, they were so close. I swear, the fatal femmes hacker's squad were, like, 6 inches from finally finding out my name and address when, suddenly, you spoke up and instantly they all flew to the problem of you.



Bless you brother. You went that extra toe over the line to draw attention away from me just when I was I was in danger of being identified as this board's king of fake-masogynist smartasses. At the critical moment you gave the females two things to think about all at the same time, confounding their efforts and saving my ever expanding butt.

I won't forget it.

 

[la.lovesorange]

Originally posted by vol_freak@May 20, 2004 7:26 PM
You all really took this thread and ran with it. :shakehead:

B)

Aint that the truth!!! :blink: From an ass sweater to ass hair............ :dunno: :lol:

 

[insuragator]

Great Thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MemphisVol]

Originally posted by la.lovesorange@May 31, 2004 8:30 AM
Aint that the truth!!! :blink: From an ass sweater to ass hair.......

I'll take "Americans Really Do Think Like Sheep" for $200 Alex.