Penis snatchers

#12
#12
"You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!" (in my best Charlton Heston voice)

someone needs to knock that joke down
 
#13
#13
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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:lolabove:
 
#15
#15
I don't know if you should laugh at this story, I sat next to a guy at the pub last week who was wearing gold rings, and I think my "package" has diminished. I should have been suspicious to the bone in his nose and that he kept muttering some incomprehensible chants.

Or I could just be getting old.
 
#18
#18
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear...
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Pretty elaborate excuse for the George Constaza pool problem.
 
#20
#20
they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
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The old adage "Use it or lose it" must be true.
 
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