Patrolling late at night

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Jasongivm6

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known
spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light
brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the
car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine. He immediately notices a young
woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this
surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the
cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting
a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple.
Alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and
nothing is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll
be 18 in 11 minutes."
 
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#10
I am so glad that the age of consent is 16 here in Bammy. I'd be a registered offender in a lot of other states.
 

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