Parental advisory, jus for humor..

[Cyclopskiller]

Well, the offseason sux, so I wanted to get a joke thread started! Plus, I drinkah da booze and it makes me lighten up ah bit. that being said, I was watching the smurfs movie commercial, and it dawned on me... There's only one girl smurf...

No wander smurfs have blue balls!




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[GreveHaller]

there's only one girl cause they're all queer. duh.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

there's only one girl cause they're all queer. duh.

Or maybe she's just an enormous slut.

 

[SDV]

there's only one girl cause they're all queer. duh.

Bigot IMO
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[Cyclopskiller]

Or maybe she's just an enormous slut.

But why isn't she ever pregnant? Hahh..,

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But why isn't she ever pregnant? Hahh..,

Smurf abortions.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

She's tried multiple times to have children but they all come out blue....

 

[OJ]

there's only one girl cause they're all queer. duh.

god made them queer, they had no choice.

 

[Souce]

4.5 star thread, OP. Nice job.

 

[TXA&M07]

Remember that scene from Top Gun where Mav and Goose fly through Ice's exhaust and caused them to crash?

This thread is just like that.

We'll be chunking your dog tags overboard port side.
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[The Ron Mexico]

I agree with The Source. Underrated thread.
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