OWH's Topic That Will Never Die XXIII

[volwindy]

I am so excited!!!! I get like this every year, but listening to the players talk about each other makes me feel some kind of way.

Me too. I'll miss the first game, hoping I can still get updates. Second game will probably miss the first half.

 

[VolNExile]

Me too. I'll miss the first game, hoping I can still get updates. Second game will probably miss the first half.

Priorities, woman!! Where are your priorities?!?

 

[Tin Man]

Out of town?

 

[volmanjr]

I have Fridayitis. Got any remedies?

 

[VolNExile]

Out of town?

 

[Tin Man]

Good morning

 

[Tin Man]

Ah, packaging ruses… Opened a package of bacon this morning to discover that the slicing machine had malfunctioned and ripped the strips apart. An “enterprising” employee/manager had sandwiched these between intact slices so that the package appeared normal. I’m now cooking “bacon bits.”

 

[YankeeVol]

Morning

 

[VolNExile]

Ah, packaging ruses… Opened a package of bacon this morning to discover that the slicing machine had malfunctioned and ripped the strips apart. An “enterprising” employee/manager had sandwiched these between intact slices so that the package appeared normal. I’m now cooking “bacon bits.”

What brand is that? Pretty crappy on their part.

“Pre-chewed bacon”

 

[volwindy]

Priorities, woman!! Where are your priorities?!?

Enjoying life is my priority.

 

[volwindy]

Out of town?

Yes, Yellowstone and Grand Tetons

 

[joevol33]

Morning folks

 

[Tin Man]

What brand is that? Pretty crappy on their part.

“Pre-chewed bacon”

Sprouts house brand nitrate/nitrite free

 

[Tin Man]

OK, the “uncured” bacon is misnamed. The bacon is cured with salt, pepper, sugar, celery powder, and smoke. Artificially derived nitrate and/or nitrite is not applied. However, naturally occurring nitrates are in celery powder.

 

[Tin Man]

There are times when autocorrect/autocomplete aggravates me to the point of violent thoughts.

 

[ArdentVol]

Yes, Yellowstone and Grand Tetons

awe-inspiring destinations
will you be stay in historic lodge at yellowstone?

 

[ArdentVol]

next sunrise i'll see will be the one tomorrow om Gulf Coast

 

[tntar heel]

next sunrise i'll see will be the one tomorrow om Gulf Coast

Edit. Read in another thread

 

[Tin Man]

Mowed the lawn. Earned beer.

 

[Tin Man]

Good morning

 

[feathersax]

Good Sunday morn y'all.

 

[Tin Man]

Riding my bicycle this morning

 

[vollygirl]

Mornin

 

[YankeeVol]

Morning

 

[vollygirl]

Positive home test. Going to Walgreens this afternoon just to confirm. I do NOT have time for this. Phooey.