OWH's Topic That Will Never Die XXIII

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How many SEC students does it take to change a light bulb?

Vandy: 2- One the change it and one to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

Georgia: 2- One to change it and one to call an engineer at Ga Tech for instructions.

Florida: 4- One to screw in the bulb and 3 to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

LSU: 7- and each one gets credit for five semesters.

Ole Miss: 6- one to change it two to mix drinks and three to find the perfect J.Crew outfit to wear.

Kentucky: 8- one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

Auburn: 100- one to change it, 49 to talk about how much better they did than Bama and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's corner when they finish.

Miss. St. - 15- one to change it , 2 to buy Skoal, and 12 to yell "Go To Hell, Ole Miss!!"

S. Carolina- 80, 000, one to change it and 79,999 to discuss how this will finally be the year they have a decent football team.

Arkansas: None- no electricity in Arkansas.
 
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volmanjr said:
How many SEC students does it take to change a light bulb?

Vandy: 2- One the change it and one to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

Georgia: 2- One to change it and one to call an engineer at Ga Tech for instructions.

Florida: 4- One to screw in the bulb and 3 to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

LSU: 7- and each one gets credit for five semesters.

Ole Miss: 6- one to change it two to mix drinks and three to find the perfect J.Crew outfit to wear.

Kentucky: 8- one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

Auburn: 100- one to change it, 49 to talk about how much better they did than Bama and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's corner when they finish.

Miss. St. - 15- one to change it , 2 to buy Skoal, and 12 to yell "Go To Hell, Ole Miss!!"

S. Carolina- 80, 000, one to change it and 79,999 to discuss how this will finally be the year they have a decent football team.

Arkansas: None- no electricity in Arkansas.
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Alabama 2 cousins and sheep: Use your imagination
 
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So my advice is, make sure wills are specific and defined. Especially if you own a business. Since dad passed last month, it has been nothing but a pain in the ass, especially with the business and the bank.
 
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
So my advice is, make sure wills are specific and defined. Especially if you own a business. Since dad passed last month, it has been nothing but a pain in the ass, especially with the business and the bank.
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Sorry to hear your dad passed.

POAs too. I review more complicated ones the business is not sure about and have to deny a lot of them due to not having specific language a state law requires, number of witness signatures along with notary, etc.
 
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volwindy said:
Sorry to hear your dad passed.

POAs too. I review more complicated ones the business is not sure about and have to deny a lot of them due to not having specific language a state law requires, number of witness signatures along with notary, etc.
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Thank you.

Yeah, these are things that you never think about or know until you need to know it and at that point its too late.
 
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