Otter's Horseman Interview

[The Ron Mexico]

Horsemen and Otter only. Please use this thread to ask any questions you may have for our candidate.

Otter: the answers you give here will affect the rest of your life. This is literally a life and death interview for you.

 

[SergeantVol]

Otter,

Assuming you want to join the horsemen, are you ready to change your sexual preferences to ghey?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Otter,
Ignore Sarge's homosexual advances.

If any other Horseman ever felt it necessary to commit a crime, would you snitch?

 

[OtterFH]

Otter,

Assuming you want to join the horsemen, are you ready to change your sexual preferences to ghey?

Jealousy will get you no where in life.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Otter,

Does it bring you happiness to witness Sarge's angst and desperation over not being a horseman?

 

[SergeantVol]

Jealousy will get you no where in life.

I just promote indiscriminate hate.

 

[OtterFH]

Otter,
Ignore Sarge's homosexual advances.

If any other Horseman ever felt it necessary to commit a crime, would you snitch?

No, because the chances of us all being involved are pretty high. Since I am sure one of the requirements would be for us to all stick together at all times.

 

[SergeantVol]

Otter,

Does it bring you happiness to witness Sarge's angst and desperation over not being a horseman?

lol: Me want to be a horseman? You gotta be fawking kidin' me.

 

[OtterFH]

Otter,

Does it bring you happiness to witness Sarge's angst and desperation over not being a horseman?

Yes, but it's also sad.

 

[SergeantVol]

I thought there was a post requirement TRM? Full of contradictions.

 

[OtterFH]

lol: Me want to be a horseman? You gotta be fawking kidin' me.

Leave.

 

[SergeantVol]

Yes, but it also sad.

I am ashamed that we are from the same county.

 

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[Scotty's Flat Top]

Otter,

you have to kill one, marry one and f*** one: Erin Andrews, Calista Flockhart, Rosie O'Donnell

1-2-3 Go.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Otter is doing an excellent job so far. Would you like some coffee, Otter?

 

[SergeantVol]

A whole bunch of fail in this thread...

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

lol: Me want to be a horseman? You gotta be fawking kidin' me.

Sigh. I still remember the day we denied your application and you cried like a little b***h.

 

[OtterFH]

Otter,

you have to kill one, marry one and f*** one: Erin Andrews, Calista Flockhart, Rosie O'Donnell

1-2-3 Go.

I would kill Rosie with a simple punch to the face. I would probably marry Erin. Calista I would f***.

 

[OtterFH]

Otter is doing an excellent job so far. Would you like some coffee, Otter?

Please.

 

[VIF]

Seriously Otter, if you are going to wear a toga, take off the watch.

 

[VIF]

Horsemen should not wear plaid Otter....

 

[SergeantVol]

Sigh. I still remember the day we denied your application and you cried like a little b***h.

If I had known then what I know now about the horsemen, I would have acted differently.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Otter,

Do you own a Gimp?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I would kill Rosie with a simple punch to the face. I would probably marry Erin. Calista I would f***.

passed.

 

[OtterFH]

Otter,

Do you own a Gimps?

Fyp. Yes.