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Lovely Jennifer Tilly
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Only in America
> >
> >
> > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
> > States.
> >
> >
> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
> > says.....
> >
> >
> > Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
> > housing,
> >
> >
> > food stamps FREE medical care and free education!"
> >
> >
> > The passer-by says....
> >
> >
> > "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
> >
> >
> > The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
> >
> >
> > "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
> >
> >
> > The person says....
> >
> >
> > "I no American, I Vietnamese
> >
> >
> > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> > shakes his
> > hand and says.....
> >
> >
> > Thank you for the wonderful America!"
> >
> >
> > That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am
> > not an
> >
> >
> > American!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?"
> >
> >
> > She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
> >
> >
> > Puzzled he asks her......"Where are all the Americans?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The Russian lady checks her watch and says....
> >
> >
> > "Probably at work!"
> >
> >
> > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
> > States.
> >
> >
> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
> > says.....
> >
> >
> > Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
> > housing,
> >
> >
> > food stamps FREE medical care and free education!"
> >
> >
> > The passer-by says....
> >
> >
> > "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
> >
> >
> > The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
> >
> >
> > "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
> >
> >
> > The person says....
> >
> >
> > "I no American, I Vietnamese
> >
> >
> > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> > shakes his
> > hand and says.....
> >
> >
> > Thank you for the wonderful America!"
> >
> >
> > That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am
> > not an
> >
> >
> > American!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?"
> >
> >
> > She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
> >
> >
> > Puzzled he asks her......"Where are all the Americans?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The Russian lady checks her watch and says....
> >
> >
> > "Probably at work!"
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