Only in Alabama

#5
#5
If people in Bama can't buy beer for their underage relatives, how do you expect them to get laid?
 
#9
#9
Vader I used to have mad respect for you.
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#13
#13
hohenfelsvol said:
It's not like the man killed a tree. Calm down folks.
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If you have ten weird/out-of-the-ordinary/stupid occurences that have happened in this world, nine times out of ten it happened in That Territory Down South (Alabama).

1) The Alabama Leprechaun
2) The Toomer's Corner Poisoning
3) The infamous George Wallace "segregation" speech
4) Antoine Dodson
5) This story.

I know a lady whose son is incredibly smart and was told by his geography teacher that North America is comprised of the US, Canada, and Greenland, and Mexico is part of South America. The teacher? He's from That Territory Down South.

I was walking past a house that was next to a small stream one day and I looked closer and saw an old, disgusting, wet pair of underpants in the water. I wanted to vomit. The house had an Auburn University decoration flag on it. Where is Auburn University? That Territory Down South.
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