OrangeEmpire
The White Debonair
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So there is a 50 year old woman who got a face lift. To her amazement it took 20 years off of her face.
So she goes to the market early in the morning and she talks to a total stranger. She asks him how old do I look and he said that she looks 30 and she tells him that she is actually 50.
Later on that day she is at the coffee shop and she runs into another lady and she is so excited about earlier that she asks the lady how old do you think I am and she said around 32-33 and she tells her that she is actually 50.
Later on that day she comes up to another guy and by this time she is super crazy happy about her facelift. She asks the man how old do you think I am and he said, you know I cannot tell by looking but I am a sure fire method of telling age. She asked him what it is and he told her that if I massage your boobs for 30 seconds I will be able to tell you your age to the exact year.
The lady thinks for a while and no one is around and she lets him do it. After the 30 seconds he tells her quite confidently that she is 50. Shocked the lady asks the man how he knew that and I replied I was at the coffee shop.
So she goes to the market early in the morning and she talks to a total stranger. She asks him how old do I look and he said that she looks 30 and she tells him that she is actually 50.
Later on that day she is at the coffee shop and she runs into another lady and she is so excited about earlier that she asks the lady how old do you think I am and she said around 32-33 and she tells her that she is actually 50.
Later on that day she comes up to another guy and by this time she is super crazy happy about her facelift. She asks the man how old do you think I am and he said, you know I cannot tell by looking but I am a sure fire method of telling age. She asked him what it is and he told her that if I massage your boobs for 30 seconds I will be able to tell you your age to the exact year.
The lady thinks for a while and no one is around and she lets him do it. After the 30 seconds he tells her quite confidently that she is 50. Shocked the lady asks the man how he knew that and I replied I was at the coffee shop.
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