***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

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I recently learned that Chavisut lost his game. Let's give him some help with some good pick-up lines.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
 
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Chavisut - What up bi-atch?
Biatch - Who are you?
Chavisut- A man with feelings. Oh, by the way, did it hurt?
Biatch - Did what hurt?
Chavisut - When you hit the ground after falling from heaven Biatch.
-crickets-
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hohenfelsvol said:
Chavisut - What up bi-atch?
Biatch - Who are you?
Chavisut- A man with feelings. Oh, by the way, did it hurt?
Biatch - Did what hurt?
Chavisut - When you hit the ground after falling from heaven Biatch.
-crickets-
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haha, where's that sexy avatar you had goin
 
#13
#13
How about...

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long."

*slap*
 
#15
#15
Hohen - Hey babe. You have any German in ya?
Fraulein - No I don't.
Hohen - Want some?
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#18
My place or yours? Actually yours would be better. I live with my folks.
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#24
chavis- did it hurt?
babe- did what hurt?
chavis- when i banged you in my dreams last night
babe- *slaps chavis*
chavis- i'll take that as a yes
 
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