Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[AirVol]

 

[LouderVol]

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I had a coworker that kept saying me-me.

I am convinced the people who pronounce it wrong pronounce both wrong. Like they don't say "me-me" and "gif". they say "me-me" and "jif"

 

[PointGuard]

I toss back a few drinks and then start introducing myself to strangers and tell them I'm a test pilot , gynecologist, antiquities dealer and whatever else sounds good at the time

And that’s just on Tuesdays, right?That’s the best post you ever made. Seriously

 

[PointGuard]

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Please stick to telling jokes. That’s A good one

 

[DancingOutlaw]

ITT have we fought about the proper pronunciations for meme and gif?

meme = meem
gif = Gif

lets fight

I think I read something that the guy that invented the gif said it should be pronounced jif. But he can go to hell, it’s gif.

 

[PointGuard]

That guy has turned into a puss ever since Trump turned him down for a Secretary position. He would suck Trumps dick when Trump first got elected and then he was a sour puss when Trump said no thanks. I'm glad the little munchin quit the Senate, he was a little rich toad that reveled in power, see ya beotch.

He wasn’t rich. He made $69 mil day trading while in the Senate.

 

[LouderVol]

I think I read something that the guy that invented the gif said it should be pronounced jif. But he can go to hell, it’s gif.

Yup.

 

[McDad]

ITT have we fought about the proper pronunciations for meme and gif?

meme = meem
gif = Gif

lets fight

Cant fight when you're right, aight.

 

[LouderVol]

Cant fight when you're right, aight.

I thought you were married?

 

[1972 Grad]

I wanted to get your all's opinion on whether you would change doctors if this happened to you. I went in for a prostate exam Friday, and here is how the conversation went:

Doc: It's perfectly normal to get an erection during a prostate exam.

Me: I don't have an erection.

Doc: But, I do.

Should I find a new doctor?

 

[1972 Grad]

This was right after I gave him my underwear for the samples.

 

[LouderVol]

I wanted to get your all's opinion on whether you would change doctors if this happened to you. I went in for a prostate exam Friday, and here is how the conversation went:

Doc: It's perfectly normal to get an erection during a prostate exam.

Me: I don't have an erection.

Doc: But, I do.

Should I find a new doctor?

idk, sounds like you are getting exactly what you want.

 

[luthervol]

This was right after I gave him my underwear for the samples.

Maybe you should wait until afterwards to give him your underwear. He wasn't wearing them on his head as he gave you the exam was he?

 

[1972 Grad]

idk, sounds like you are getting exactly what you want.

Do you think he would charge me another co-pay if I went back this soon for another prostate exam?

 

[LouderVol]

Do you think he would charge me another co-pay if I went back this soon for another prostate exam?

have you ever known a doc to do something for free?

 

[Matt2496]

If Pruitt is waiting till after playoffs to make this hire...

 

[hog88]

If Pruitt is waiting till after playoffs to make this hire...

We'll all just wait with him.

 

[LouderVol]

If Pruitt is waiting till after playoffs to make this hire...

I think he is waiting until after the early signing period so the selection doesn't scare kids away. willing to bet its going to be an in house disappointment. and really it wouldn't have been a disappointment if the promotion had been done early on. but now its going to look like we are settling.

Personally I am thinking the most likely thing at this point is internal hire. next is NFL hire, having to wait for their season to end. next is some nobody.

 

[Matt2496]

I think he is waiting until after the early signing period so the selection doesn't scare kids away. willing to bet its going to be an in house disappointment. and really it wouldn't have been a disappointment if the promotion had been done early on. but now its going to look like we are settling.

Personally I am thinking the most likely thing at this point is internal hire. next is NFL hire, having to wait for their season to end. next is some nobody.

You're probably right.

 

[hog88]

I think he is waiting until after the early signing period so the selection doesn't scare kids away. willing to bet its going to be an in house disappointment. and really it wouldn't have been a disappointment if the promotion had been done early on. but now its going to look like we are settling.

Personally I am thinking the most likely thing at this point is internal hire. next is NFL hire, having to wait for their season to end. next is some nobody.

If it's an NFL guy there is no reason to not announce, same with anyone in a bowl or playoffs. I think he has struck out with his top targets and will be forced into a "google" or internal hire.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I think he is waiting until after the early signing period so the selection doesn't scare kids away. willing to bet its going to be an in house disappointment. and really it wouldn't have been a disappointment if the promotion had been done early on. but now its going to look like we are settling.

Personally I am thinking the most likely thing at this point is internal hire. next is NFL hire, having to wait for their season to end. next is some nobody.

He just hasn’t found someone who sufficiently loves corn pone.

Next stop, Letdownville.

 

[tumscalcium]

If you make an unnecessary stop at a roundabout you should lose your license and be forced to retake drivers ed.

 

[Matt2496]

We'll all just wait with him.

Pruitt shouldn't be waiting to avoid being a distraction to playoff teams, or appeasememt. Tennessee should come first.

However, I would expect no less from someone who spent time coaching a rival team in the playoffs after being hired.

It's probably none of the above and we'll end up with a Google hire or internal promotion.

 

[hog88]

Pruitt shouldn't be waiting to avoid being a distraction to playoff teams, or appeasememt. Tennessee should come first.

However, I would expect no less from someone who spent time coaching a rival team in the playoffs after being hired.

It's probably none of the above and we'll end up with a Google hire.

I agree 100%, it still burns my ass that he stayed at Bama last year. Might be unreasonable but when I see or here him all I think is freeking Bammer.

 

[Grand Vol]

It's like you guys expected different...