Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#51,905
Orangeburst said:
I got canned after smoking a doobie at lunch in my car. Came back in to look at my mircrofiche and one of the ladies in the room where I worked yelled across the room "Do you smell marijuana?". I have never so intently starred at a microfiche parts breakdown of an appliance in my life.
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I got canned from a summer job on the golf course when I was in high school. Which wasn’t that surprising, given how much trouble I liked to get into back then.

The funny part is they fired my brother, too. Always a straight arrow. He wasn’t even working that day. I had to come home and tell him I got fired. And, by the way, so did you.
 
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Weezer said:
That's normally a sign of high character. I don't drink coffee.
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Nor do I...but I drink Dew in the mornings to wake me up as I am getting " long of tooth" so to speak.

Turns out, pounding soft drinks like Dew til lunch time is really bad for your kidneys.

Pro Tip To Live By:

Never. Ever. Never let a Dr. Or nurse talk you into letting them shove a camera up your penis. No, it isnt a tiny little device that could fit thru your metus (slit). Yes, it is as big around as a pencil, with a head the diameter of your pinky finger. Yes, there will be blood...cussing at full volume...and gnashing of teeth. PTSD and nightmares may also occur. Do not trust them. They LIE. I still havent gone back to see a Nephrologist about my kidneys and it has been months. It will just have to kill me if need be. Run. Run away if need be.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
Nor do I...but I drink Dew in the mornings to wake me up as I am getting " long of tooth" so to speak.

Turns out, pounding soft drinks like Dew til lunch time is really bad for your kidneys.

Pro Tip To Live By:

Never. Ever. Never let a Dr. Or nurse talk you into letting them shove a camera up your penis. No, it isnt a tiny little device that could fit thru your metus (slit). Yes, it is as big around as a pencil, with a head the diameter of your pinky finger. Yes, there will be blood...cussing at full volume...and gnashing of teeth. PTSD and nightmares may also occur. Do not trust them. They LIE. I still havent gone back to see a Nephrologist about my kidneys and it has been months. It will just have to kill me if need be. Run. Run away if need be.
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marcusluvsvols said:
Nor do I...but I drink Dew in the mornings to wake me up as I am getting " long of tooth" so to speak.

Turns out, pounding soft drinks like Dew til lunch time is really bad for your kidneys.

Pro Tip To Live By:

Never. Ever. Never let a Dr. Or nurse talk you into letting them shove a camera up your penis. No, it isnt a tiny little device that could fit thru your metus (slit). Yes, it is as big around as a pencil, with a head the diameter of your pinky finger. Yes, there will be blood...cussing at full volume...and gnashing of teeth. PTSD and nightmares may also occur. Do not trust them. They LIE. I still havent gone back to see a Nephrologist about my kidneys and it has been months. It will just have to kill me if need be. Run. Run away if need be.
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Been there, done that.

Pre-liver transplant I got to where I couldn't pee, so I had to have that done.


I can confirm the experience is most unpleasant.
 
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VolStrom said:
Just a quick question, on what side of the street do you walk on, the left facing traffic or the right going with traffic? These dumbasses where I live seem to think it's better to walk with traffic, so you can easily get plowed over from behind by an inattentive driver and not know what hit you.
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In Florida, the statute states to walk against if possible and ride your bike with traffic flow.
 
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#51,918
NorthDallas40 said:
Finally got to try out the new trolling motor. It’s a huge upgrade. Fished yesterday and today. Yesterday out of buddy’s boat today out of mine. We caught only one fish and it was yesterday. But it was a beaut, 9lb 3oz largemouth. Put up a helluva fight took us a while to boat her. Beautiful fish deep color and classic markings.

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Awesome catch!
 
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