Official 2013 Resolutions Thread

[theFallGuy]

I vow to spend less $ on asian hookers this year.

 

[jhen713]

I plan on spending the same amount of $$ on asian hookers this year. I'm not cutting my budget.

 

[theFallGuy]

I plan on watching more of the Hallmark channel

 

[Slydell]

I only had to make a few real resolutions. I've broken most of them already just to take the pressure off. Mail order Asian hookers was easy. I can't stand the smell of packing peanuts.

 

[theFallGuy]

I plan on spending the same amount of $$ on asian hookers this year. I'm not cutting my budget.

i'm spending less on asians but increasing the amount I spend on russian hookers. I'm trying to b more diverse.

 

[UTGnome]

I am spending more $ on emu hookers for 114.

 

[Thrasher865]

Stay off of VolNation at work...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It is my goal to limit myself to one infraction per day.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

530 am workouts, starting Monday

 

[theFallGuy]

Stay off of VolNation at work...

did u get busted?

 

[BearCat204]

I will try to be less awesome in 2013

 

[BonesVol]

I am going to give even less of a fawk in 2013.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I will try to be less awesome in 2013

That's unpossible.

 

[Aavoxx]

More drinking.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Find woman to touch peen.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I am going to give even less of a fawk in 2013.

That's a resolution that is impossible for me to achieve.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Find woman to touch peen.

Have you met Uly? I'm pretty sure Uly has a vagina.

 

[Hobock]

I promise to spray* for abandonded/dead pet owners.


* $1.75 deposit into Sly's paypal account has been made.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

All dogs go to purgatory.

 

[VolFan32]

All dogs go to purgatory.

Where can I pay penance to get mine out?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Where can I pay penance to get mine out?

You have to convince VN posters to pray for it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Have you met Uly? I'm pretty sure Uly has a vagina.

I have some standards!

 

[Hobock]

All dogs go to purgatory.

The douchebaggery of the owner should weigh heavily on their final destination.

 

[BonesVol]

The douchebaggery of the owner should weigh heavily on their final destination.

Agreed

 

[theFallGuy]

i'm going to gain less likes in 2013