If 20 million could buy Nick Saban he'd be at Texas already. He is the God-Emperor of Bama-kind and his progeny shall rule over their besmirched, accursed lands until the end of time itself - with all that meets their cruel black-hearted gaze at their command. Never shall they be called to pay, nor shall they be called to serve. Theirs is to reign that Crimson-soaked hell, eating for free at Chili's or TGIF's, until the day they too pass on.