Off Season Surgery A Success

[OrangeByBirth]

I am happy to announce that my off season surgery was a success. I should be ready for the season opener. I had an extra middle finger transplanted to each hand so I could explain to both Alabama and Florida fans how I really felt about them at the same time.

GO BIG ORANGE!

 

[Volador]

And to think that I thought that this thread was football related....... Hhrrrmmmpphh.

 

[Grizzlymint]

lol

 

[kiddiedoc]

I think it should be required that any poster who finds himself intoxicated start a new thread with a vague title. It's like Christmas morning when you open these!

 

[joevol33]

I think it should be required that any poster who finds himself intoxicated start a new thread with a vague title. It's like Christmas morning when you open these!

Haha

 

[Coug]

I think it should be required that any poster who finds himself intoxicated start a new thread with a vague title. It's like Christmas morning when you open these!

If you're already drunk by 7pm you're doing it all wrong and too fast.

 

[apevol]

If you're already drunk by 7pm you're doing it all wrong and too fast.

What do you mean 'already'?