For those who are supporting me, let me just say that I am so humbled by your support. If I'm elected not only will I fix everything the Obamasiah said he would fix but I would also kill all mosquitoes, chiggers and tics. Our children do not deserve to be bitten by these pests. As you can see I care more about children than the Obamasiah does.
See my liberal brethren. I one upped your Obamasiah. And just like him I can promise things that I have no intention or ability to deliver.
Well after putting much thought into the decision I have decided the best way to gain the most political boost I can get with my selection. I'm going to pick
Manbearpig.
The way I look at it I will get the rest of the farm vote and as well get the environmentalist/animal rightest vote.
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.