Nurse's Gator Shirt Adventure

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So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?
 
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kiddiedoc said:
So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?
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Bleach it, dye it UT orange.
 
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Keep it, if we win, pin the score on it and plaster pictures of it every where in the office. Also put a note on the picture she can't have it back until they win against us again.
 
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kiddiedoc said:
So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?
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You sir need to be carted off to Neyland Stadium, shackled to the goal post and promptly receive 30 lashes for hiring a Gator!







JK
 
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If it were I..... I believe the shirt would start off going to the bar to drink to the sorrows of being a gator. Then the shirt watches the game.... and sees the inevitable loss... then gets more drunk.

Then a night of drunken mischief happens, eventually coming to terms with the fact that the shirt really wants to be a Vol. (As UTFanforlife said above) then bleach blue out and dye it orange. Celebration of a new beautiful life follows
 
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If we win, cut it into as many pieces as the number of points we scored. Put the pieces in a ziplock bag, hand it back to her by saying,"There is a piece of shirt in there for every point we just hung on y'all!" Then fire her.
 
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Bring it by my house I can let my 1 year old wear it as a diaper for a while, "that should fix it up real nice!!" (In a cousin Eddy voice)
 
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kiddiedoc said:
So, my nurse just happens to be a UF fan (this was not listed on her CV). Against advice of the rest of the office staff, she decided to bring in a blue Gators tee shirt this a.m. and hang it on my desk chair.

As you can imagine, the shirt has since "disappeared," and I know nothing about the incident. I think it might be a good idea for the shirt to take a little trip to some rough spots, maybe get a little mud on its tires, perhaps even receive a little mistreatment. Then, maybe a little photo journal could accompany it back to her next week.

I need some ideas: anyone feeling creative?
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Use it as Smokey's pooper scooper with pics, wrap it up in some sardines, let it sit in her desk all day Sunday.....
She'll get the message!!!!!!!! :yes:
 
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Mail it to me and I'll send you a picture of it somewhere in Pennsylvania (maybe I can get Dottie Sandusky to pose with it) and then I'll send it to someone out west.
 
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I'm liking the bleach then orange dye idea. I also have a can of Pantone 151 that might come into play...
 
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YorkVol said:
Mail it to me and I'll send you a picture of it somewhere in Pennsylvania (maybe I can get Dottie Sandusky to pose with it) and then I'll send it to someone out west.
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Oooohhhh, this is a great idea. I'll fix it up real nice, then we can start a cross-country tour. Daddy likey...
 
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Why do these outlaws keep moving up here to God's Country?? I got some on my street. Thought we had some sort of border control to keep Gators out of TN. They only belong in Zoos!!! Protect our borders! Our taxes must be too low, and our mtns are prettier than their beaches. Thats a fact! Whip Butt Boys! Send their chompin asses home!
 
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Despite the suggestions, I don't think you can fire her.

I think being a gator fan gives her protection under the Americans with disabilities act. ; )
 
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