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#51
#51
McDad said:
Ok. Can you sissy-marys just take pics of your junk and post it? Only then will the dix comparing end.
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Nobody's comparing anatomy, I'm just a handsome mutha ****er whose gotten any chick I ever wanted, married or single.
 
#57
#57
McDad said:
Ok. Can you sissy-marys just take pics of your junk and post it? Only then will the dix comparing end.
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Better have rulers or remotes, or something though. We need something to allow for comparison on screen; otherwise, we just got a dick pic and that's it.
 
#58
#58
volprof said:
Better have rulers or remotes, or something though. We need something to allow for comparison on screen; otherwise, we just got a dick pic and that's it.
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Excellent advice.

you've done this type of thing before?
 
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#59
#59
volprof said:
Better have rulers or remotes, or something though. We need something to allow for comparison on screen; otherwise, we just got a dick pic and that's it.
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I bet you say that to all the boys.





















Sorry. :)
 
#60
#60
FLVOL69 said:
Nobody's comparing anatomy, I'm just a handsome mutha ****er whose gotten any chick I ever wanted, married or single.
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You're a weird son-of-a-*****. I would say you're joking, but, my god, you're just ****ing weird.
 
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#61
#61
DinkinFlicka said:
Going to Riot Fest in Denver late Sept. before moving back to Tennessee.

I've got a couple of warrants out in CO. Fingers crossed!
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Change your plans and go in early october. We can meet for a brew (you) and a coke (me).
 
#66
#66
volprof said:
Better have rulers or remotes, or something though. We need something to allow for comparison on screen; otherwise, we just got a dick pic and that's it.
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I think we should all just get together in K-town for the third Saturday in October and just whip 'em out.

Don't worry, 69, we'll pay a bammer 20 bucks to record that mosquito bite under your gut, cause lawd knows you ain't seen it since Molly Hatchet was topping the charts.
 
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#67
#67
McDad said:
Excellent advice.

you've done this type of thing before?
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It's like measuring a supposed "Bigfoot" print in the snow. We need something to compare in your photo, otherwise the damn thing might only be 5 inches long. haha!

In all honesty though, there is a great story (although weird as hell) about Fitzgerald and Hemingway when they were in Europe. Supposedly they got into a big argument at a bar about "you know what," and decided to go into the bathroom and then prove to one another who had the biggest one.

Great moments in literary history.
 
#68
#68
Gramps said:
Meh thinks Sir Freak or PJ may delete this entire thread.
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Nah, good stuff for about the first 15-20 posts.

The rest is just an off topic thread. We don't have one specifically for the PF. (although we tend to make our own)
 
#69
#69
Obsessed said:
Dink has made same or similar comments in the past.

I myself,keep my secrets to myself.
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I never claimed to get any woman I wanted. I just regularly objectify them in my posts.

Don't worry, your buddy can defend himself.
 
#71
#71
volprof said:
It's like measuring a supposed "Bigfoot" print in the snow. We need something to compare in your photo, otherwise the damn thing might only be 5 inches long. haha!

In all honesty though, there is a great story (although weird as hell) about Fitzgerald and Hemingway when they were in Europe. Supposedly they got into a big argument at a bar about "you know what," and decided to go into the bathroom and then prove to one another who had the biggest one.

Great moments in literary history.
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I noticed you didn't answer my question...
 
#73
#73
DinkinFlicka said:
I think we should all just get together in K-town for the third Saturday in October and just whip 'em out.

Don't worry, 69, we'll pay a bammer 20 bucks to record that mosquito bite under your gut, cause lawd knows you ain't seen it since Molly Hatchet was topping the charts.
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The molly hatchet reference got me. I spewed drink.
 
#75
#75
DinkinFlicka said:
I think we should all just get together in K-town for the third Saturday in October and just whip 'em out.

Don't worry, 69, we'll pay a bammer 20 bucks to record that mosquito bite under your gut, cause lawd knows you ain't seen it since Molly Hatchet was topping the charts.
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Them Bammers can't handle what we're all packing.
 
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