Noah's Ark

[Vol Mania 21]

Check out this guy who re-created Noah's Ark to the exact measurements. Pretty cool stuff

Litl-Luther: Man Builds Noah?s Ark to Exact Scale Given in Bible

 

[kev20]

How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?

God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

haha still very impressive tho

 

[TXA&M07]

A fire extingisher and his and her bathrooms! Awesome.

 

[onevolfan]

That is really neat!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

That is really neat!

Are you going to protest it or burn it down?

:question:

 

[onevolfan]

Are you going to protest it or burn it down?

:question:

What are you talking about?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Are you going to protest it or burn it down?

:question:

:lolabove:

 

[onevolfan]

:lolabove:

Are you going to protest it or burn it down?

:question:

You and Volmania are pathetic!

 

[KB5252]

You and Volmania are pathetic!

And you are a democrat! Which is considerably worse!

 

[Vol Mania 21]

And you are a democrat! Which is considerably worse!

nicely done

 

[KB5252]

nicely done

Just giving her a hard time. She actually is pretty cool, for a democrat!

 

[Vol Mania 21]

i know i know

 

[govols182]

How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?

God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?

5th mini paragraph:

http://www.his-forever.com/how_long_is_a_cubit.htm

 

[VOLatile]

How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?

God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?

I've heard that before... who's the comedian?

 

[kev20]

Bill Cosby. Classic bit.

 

[kev20]

see what you think - Noah

 

[VOLatile]

Thanks, It's one of my favorite skits. Haven't heard it in a loooong time.