No, Screech . . . Nooooooo

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GAVol

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Dustin Diamond was apparently so impressed by Elizabeth Berkley's star turn in Showgirls that he's turned to the porn industry. :yikes:

I guess though with a name like that it was bound to happen. :whistling:
 
#6
#6
I guess T-shirt sales to save his house wasn't getting it done. This is truly a sad day in the lives of many who grew up in the 90's.
:cray:
 
#7
#7
Surely Zach and Slater will figure a way to get Screech out of this mess.
 
#8
#8
Again, where the hell is Mr. Belding? What kind of leadership is he exhibiting? TFHPOSBTB is failing miserably.
 
#9
#9
Belding is probably the Executive Producer of the video.
 
#12
#12
Great name for it, Dustin Diamond......now............

Which way does he swing?

Is he a switch hitter?
 
#14
#14
A minor sex role in a terrible football movie?

Better yet, a life time original with David Hasselhoff!
 
#15
#15
This move will propel him to get a role on "Dancin' with the Porn Stars" next season. He can only hope.
 
#18
#18
Mr. Belding is gonna whip Screech's butt. Screech's robot friend is going to suffer depression due to Screech spending to much time making movies. The rest of the gang will be angry about this until Max does a few magic tricks and makes everything better. In the end, I think Ms. Bliss will sit Screech down and have a heart to heart with him and he will turn his back to his evil ways.
 
#25
#25
Sex Tape

On September 27, 2006, the New York Daily News reported that Diamond will join fellow celebrities Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee, and Colin Farrell with a scandal of a surfacing sex tape. The tape, which features Dustin having a kinky threesome with two women, is 40 minutes long and has been tentatively titled Saved by the Smell or Diamond in the Buff, due to the alleged performance of a Dirty Sanchez. Diamond, who had his agent speak for him, mentioned that he was trying to obliterate the 'Screech' typecasting. [1]
 

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