Need help with idiots

#29
#29
These stupid ass people staying in the room next to me are watching a movie at 2 in the morning to where it can be heard well.
Do you guys have any recommendations on what I should do, or legal payback ideas.

So I'm guessing it wasn't a crusty sock movie, otherwise you should have been grateful they had the volume up.
 
#30
#30
You just need to find a new roosting place .... it seems we have failed to help you.





Well possibly NOT FAILED more like the zone does NOT tolerate idiots very well
 
#32
#32
You just need to find a new roosting place .... it seems we have failed to help you.





Well possibly NOT FAILED more like the zone does NOT tolerate idiots very well

I did. I just went to the zone because ideas flow freely here.

I probably am an idiot for all I know.
 
#39
#39
Next time, sneak in when they are out. Take the glass dome off the overhead light and remove one of the bulbs (has to be old style incandescent). With a glass cutter, carefully cut the glass bulb from the base being careful to not damage the filament. Wipe the glass bulb down to remove your finger prints before you discard it in a trash can on another floor and put the remainder of the bulb back in the socket. Now attach an M-80 fire cracker to the filament. Crap in a baggie. Now stick the fire cracker into the baggie and tape it to the ceiling. (you did turn off the light before all of this didn't you, if not, sorry).

Wipe down the room, vacuum for hair and other fibers, run a hepafilter air cleaner for a couple of hours to remove all your DNA, then sit back and wait for them to come back and turn on the light.

Easy and fun.



Damn, Dexter.
 
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