Need help with idiots

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Burger

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#1
These stupid ass people staying in the room next to me are watching a movie at 2 in the morning to where it can be heard well.
Do you guys have any recommendations on what I should do, or legal payback ideas.
 
#6
#6
I ended up knocking loudly at 7 to wake them up. :). Revenge happened. Nobody messes with burger!
 
#8
#8
hmanvolfan said:
We only have experience working with idoits.
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Its why I went to the zone, but I punished those people with no sleep at 7 am. :). You guys are very good at what you do. I remember that one guys Christian roommates thread, and you guys had gold.

I almost blasted gay porn at their room.
 
#10
#10
hmanvolfan said:
Ummmm, why do you have access to gay porn?
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My laptop. My room has WiFi access and I have good laptop speakers. I would of just put on my headphones and listen to music. And there's an unopenable door that connects the rooms.
 
#11
#11
Next time, sneak in when they are out. Take the glass dome off the overhead light and remove one of the bulbs (has to be old style incandescent). With a glass cutter, carefully cut the glass bulb from the base being careful to not damage the filament. Wipe the glass bulb down to remove your finger prints before you discard it in a trash can on another floor and put the remainder of the bulb back in the socket. Now attach an M-80 fire cracker to the filament. Crap in a baggie. Now stick the fire cracker into the baggie and tape it to the ceiling. (you did turn off the light before all of this didn't you, if not, sorry).

Wipe down the room, vacuum for hair and other fibers, run a hepafilter air cleaner for a couple of hours to remove all your DNA, then sit back and wait for them to come back and turn on the light.

Easy and fun.
 
#12
#12
YorkVol said:
Next time, sneak in when they are out. Take the glass dome off the overhead light and remove one of the bulbs (has to be old style incandescent). With a glass cutter, carefully cut the glass bulb from the base being careful to not damage the filament. Wipe the glass bulb down to remove your finger prints before you discard it in a trash can on another floor and put the remainder of the bulb back in the socket. Now attach an M-80 fire cracker to the filament. Crap in a baggie. Now stick the fire cracker into the baggie and tape it to the ceiling. (you did turn off the light before all of this didn't you, if not, sorry).

Wipe down the room, vacuum for hair and other fibers, run a hepafilter air cleaner for a couple of hours to remove all your DNA, then sit back and wait for them to come back and turn on the light.

Easy and fun.
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I'd just wear gloves, skimask and a onezie.
 
#20
#20
Once upon a time, this thread would have had potential. Ron tried, but failed.
 
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