Need Fla Jokes

#2
#2
govols182 said:
Stupid coworker...you get the picture.
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I live in GA and is close to Gainesville too... lots UGA fans and UFL fans... all i did last week was... send them an email everyday about the CBS SEC finals coverage schedule :rock:
 
#3
#3
What cant the university of FL celebrate xmas?

They cant find a virgin or 3 wise men.
 
#4
#4
A Freshman At Florida tries out for the team

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked MEYER.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," MEYER said. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused MEYER. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
 
#5
#5
Why does a Florida Gator place his diploma on the dashboard?...... So he can park in a handicapped zone!


Albert Einstein went to a party and asked people their I.Q.
....he asked this guy and the guy said,"120". Einstein said, "great, we can talk about nuclear fission". then he asked this girl and she said,"110" and he said "great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis." and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,"51" and einstein said,"how bout them Gators!"


A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up
and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?"

The guy replies, "What? And have to explain it four times?"
 
#6
#6
orangetaz said:
Why does a Florida Gator place his diploma on the dashboard?...... So he can park in a handicapped zone!


Albert Einstein went to a party and asked people their I.Q.
....he asked this guy and the guy said,"120". Einstein said, "great, we can talk about nuclear fission". then he asked this girl and she said,"110" and he said "great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis." and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,"51" and einstein said,"how bout them Gators!"


A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up
and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?"

The guy replies, "What? And have to explain it four times?"
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