Damn.
I figured if I used enough big words in the post, one of you guys (giving me the benefit of the doubt) would come up with a reply that made sense of what I was trying to say.
How's this:
1. Baseball sucks unless you are actually at a game in person or the particular game has some higher meaning for you.
2. The College World Series is one of the great sports parties on the planet, and all the games have higher than normal meaning if you are a sports slut.
3. If you are a sports slut, you greatly prize the chance to read the input of those poor hapless but educated souls who, in the college football off-season, can discuss the College World Series, Tennis, Lacrosse, etc. intelligently enough to help you forget, at least for a few precious moments, that it is months until the last week of August and the only sport worth really giving a damn about.
4. Outside, of course, of competitive trampoline, the sport of gods.