VolInMn
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The Beverly Hillbillies photos got me to thinking and I saw someone in the main football forum come up with some lyrics, so I thought I'd give it a shot, myself. Posting here, too, cause I'm not sure it belonged in the main football forum.
Anyway, to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies".....
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Come and listen to my story 'bout a coach named Lame
All his coaching jobs were because of his last name
Then one day he was broke and out of work
Interviewed at UT, no one knew he was a jerk
A**hole that is. Backstabber. Douchebag.
Well the first thing you know coach Kiff's at Tennessee
Never loved the Vols but instead 'ol USC
Said "Southern Cal is where I really wanna go!"
So they loaded up the truck with Monte and Coach O
Traitors, they are. Judas Iscariots. Benedict Arnolds.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Lame and all his hacks
And they would like to thank you for the knife used on your backs
You're all invited out to see him coaching in the 'hood
At least until the sanctions kill the program off for good.
Death penalty that is. Reggie Bush. Pimped out cars.
Ya'll f*** off now, ya hear?
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:hi:
Anyway, to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies".....
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Come and listen to my story 'bout a coach named Lame
All his coaching jobs were because of his last name
Then one day he was broke and out of work
Interviewed at UT, no one knew he was a jerk
A**hole that is. Backstabber. Douchebag.
Well the first thing you know coach Kiff's at Tennessee
Never loved the Vols but instead 'ol USC
Said "Southern Cal is where I really wanna go!"
So they loaded up the truck with Monte and Coach O
Traitors, they are. Judas Iscariots. Benedict Arnolds.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Lame and all his hacks
And they would like to thank you for the knife used on your backs
You're all invited out to see him coaching in the 'hood
At least until the sanctions kill the program off for good.
Death penalty that is. Reggie Bush. Pimped out cars.
Ya'll f*** off now, ya hear?
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:hi:
