My Love Letter To UNC...

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RDU VOL#14

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Dear UNC,

Let me first state that I hate you. I do respect you, but I definitely hate you. I hate your "Carolina" Blue uniforms and your attempt to wear Navy Blue. I hate your joke of a football stadium, that most people need a GPS to find bc it's hidden in a pine forest. I hate that your fans think Kenan is cool or intimidating because someone said it was college football's " Most Beautiful Setting". I hate that because you're filling in your horseshoe and expanding from about 60,000 to 63 you think it will affect recruiting. I hate that your stadium is blinding to most people during game days because of all of the empty seats and the shining aluminum. I hate the fact that you pretend to be a "Football School" until November (most of the time until October). I hate the fact that you feel disrespected by thinking real "Football Schools" think you are a "Basketball School". You are not a "Football School". Period. I hate the way your PA guy says "That's a Carolina First Down" in such a way that I question his sexual orientation. I hate that even though you are excited about playing in a bowl game outside the state of North Carolina since 2001 and think it's an accomplishment, you are still *****ing about it being basically a Tennessee home game. Maybe some of you have forgotten that you have played in Charlotte the last 3 times you were in a bowl. You lost those 3 games. I hate hearing Charles Kuralt talking about crisp October nights and the Well and the Bell and blah blah blah.

I hate that you have complained all year about "what could've been" when it was your own fault all along. I hate that you think you are quite possibly the best 7-5 team of all time. "If Marvin Austin, Quinn and Greg Little didn't break the rules we would've won the ACC, we would be so good". STFU... I hate how you think you are the best team in the state when you haven't beaten NC State in 4 years. I hate how you constantly throw around the "The Carolina Way" as a way to justify your arrogance and superiority complex towards just about every other public institution in the country, yet these past couple of months have really shown how the "The Carolina Way" really works. I'm sure Butch was clueless about everything that was going on in w/in the program. Has there ever been a program that has cheated and achieved less than UNC? I hate that even though you got busted for cheating, you constantly accuse the SEC of being Elite because we cheat. Could you guys really be more envious?

However, I do love...That when I ask a Tarheel fan "Who has won an ACC Football Championship more recently, Duke or UNC"? I usually get the finger or a simple "F@#$ You". Some of my best friends attended UNC and are big time UNC fans and we get along because we have a great deal of respect for one another, but I have been waiting for this for a very long time and was crushed when we cancelled the series. I cannot wait to be in Nashville, and I cannot wait to see our possibly worst team in 30 years beat one of their best in a generation. GO VOLS!!! I hope we get:loco:!

GO TO HELL CAROLINA GO TO HELL!

Sincerely,
RDU VOL#14

p.s.
I hope I have not offended HatVol by using the same sort of thread title. I do admit his letter to Aubarn inspired me.
 
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I live in NC as well. Surrounded by Carolina fans, mainly bc of basketball, but pretend to be football fans when they win a couple. Most are cool, but clueless. They have nothing on our fanbase, we know everything there is to know in, out, around, about tennessee football. Please let us win, I cant deal with everyone saying that "da tarheels whooped yur ass ten-ah-cee boy!"
 
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I live in NC and am surrounded by Tarholes... A good Tennessee beating should shut them up about our DA pulling them off of the schedule next year. Let's hope Dooley has the team more prepared than Kiffin did last year, which should not be hard to top.
 
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Nice. You might have gone all Finding Forrester on us but....nice.

Edit: i.e. you took from Hat's idea and made it your own. Well, sort of.
 
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Look at all these North Carolina Vol fans. I love the sight of other brothers in Orange. I go to Nc State. But im From Tennessee.. Every year i get the pleasure of beating up on them Tar Holes, but at the same time I have a front row seat for everything else that comes from the Direction of Chapel Hill. Just like RDU Vol Fan#14 put it, if u live in NC u either love Carolina or you wish for them to Go to Hell. I really wish Rky Top didnt pull out of the Carolina deal but hey, we got to Play Nc State pretty soon (Next year 2011, or 12) for the Opening Acc vs Sec game in ATL. And When that happens all of my Red will be dropped and im putting on the Orange. So as Far a UNC goes, lets put it like this. . . on Dec 30th a perfect way to end that night is for Rocky Top Winning and me and ALL THE REST of the North Carolina VOL FANS go piss in the Well on UNC Campus!!!! GO ROCKY TOP FOR EVER!!!!!
 
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Wow, RDUVol, I am guessing all your hatred of UNC comes from being a Duke fan. I'm a Duke fan too and I also hate UNC, but I also respect them. The funny thing about their fanbase is they are talking smack about us backing out of the schedule against them.
I really don't think they know what to expect when they walk into LP field. They think because they brought 50 percent of the fans to Atlanta to play an LSU team whose fans were 8 hours away that it's going to be the same in Nashville. I got news for them, it won't be like that in Nashville. Once they see the stadium 2/3 filled with Orange they will realize they are in a different place and surrounded by fans 100 percent more avid and knowledgable about football than them. It will be a real road game/SEC setting for UNC, and just another showing of how passionate our fanbase is and how well we travel.
 
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good try i guess, but all "letters" will be compared to i hate bama & nothing will touch that one.
p.s. i hate bama
 
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I realized that when I wrote this thing it would be mocked and compared to past "letters". I also realize that I'm not someone that post regularly or carries a great deal of clout on this site. This was just something I felt like posting because I thought it would be fun and I wanted to share my great hatred of Carolina. I didn't realize that I had written a book until I had hit the "Reply" button. I guess I had that much to say.
 
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Lets not forget their basketball team played 4 rounds of the NCAA tournament within 3 hours travel time of the Dean Dome (2 in Raleigh, 2 in Charlotte) and yet they have the nerve to complain about this "Neutral" site. Having lived in NC for about 15 years I hope we just crush these *** clowns.
 
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Meh. I did like the part about Duke's conference title... I haven't even thought about that fact. And FTR... So has Wake Forest.
 
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"You went full retard man, never go full retard." Just kidding, I like it, especially the 4 in a row to the Wolfpack!
 
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