My Grammar Rant

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I'm posting this here, because I constantly feel the need to correct so many people on this board. This is my way of being passive-aggressive, and pissing off the fewest people possible, so here goes.

You're - You're an idiot.
Your - I'm glad I don't have your intellect.

Than - I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Then - A fetishist with a temper would rather be pissed off, then pissed on.

Accept - Just accept that you're an idiot.
Except - Everyone in this room has a brain except you.

That's enough for now. Blew off enough steam.
 
#6
#6
I'm always mad. It's my thing.

Well, that's fine by me. I haven't been in the Zone in a loooooong time, so I don't really know too many people in this neck of the woods anymore. Figured it was a good place to just kinda scream those things without cluttering up the FB forums.
 
#7
#7
I'm posting this here, because I constantly feel the need to correct so many people on this board. This is my way of being passive-aggressive, and pissing off the fewest people possible, so here goes.

You're - You're an idiot.
Your - I'm glad I don't have your intellect.

Than - I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Then - A fetishist with a temper would rather be pissed off, then pissed on.

Accept - Just accept that you're an idiot.
Except - Everyone in this room has a brain except you.

That's enough for now. Blew off enough steam.

You missed a comma in this little self righteous rant. Well done.
 
#8
#8
Hey, I'm not perfect. I just get annoyed that people can't get the easy ones. And yes, there should be a comma between brain and except.
 
#15
#15
Looks like you may be employing some over-used words.

You may wish to use a thesaurus to replace the following words in your rant:

because, many, I don't, pissed
 
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I'm posting this here, because I constantly feel the need to correct so many people on this board. This is my way of being passive-aggressive, and pissing off the fewest people possible, so here goes.

You're - You're an idiot.
Your - I'm glad I don't have your intellect.

Than - I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Then - A fetishist with a temper would rather be pissed off, then pissed on.

Accept - Just accept that you're an idiot.
Except - Everyone in this room has a brain except you.

That's enough for now. Blew off enough steam.

#wtf

:good!:
 
#24
#24
I'm posting this here, because I constantly feel the need to correct so many people on this board. This is my way of being passive-aggressive, and pissing off the fewest people possible, so here goes.

You're - You're an idiot.
Your - I'm glad I don't have your intellect.

Than - I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Then - A fetishist with a temper would rather be pissed off, then pissed on.

Accept - Just accept that you're an idiot.
Except - Everyone in this room has a brain except you.

That's enough for now. Blew off enough steam.

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