mr waiter

[Spartacavolus]

don't try to impress my milf wife by interrupting as I start ordering by putting your hand up and saying, "ladies go first at my tables sir". You dumbass. I am ordering the wine, the food for the 3 boys, and myself, and buying my wife a couple extra minutes as she tries to decide to beef up or go with something light.

 

[GBO18]

Whoa he must be a good looking guy. Yousojelli.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

We already have a ron mehico thread

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Scream "I am the lady in this family!".

 

[GBO18]

I wear the pants dammit!!!!!!

 

[possumslayer]

I always tell the mofos they fing their tip up when they pizz me off.
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[OrangeEmpire]

Im 50 years old, Im a man!

 

[Spartacavolus]

Whoa he must be a good looking guy. Yousojelli.

Nah. Just a jackwagon trying to be smoove. I've been with her for 19 years. I know the routine. Had a bad few days too and even sharted on myself earlier this week for the first time since '76.

Didn't need a heisman interuption from a doosh.

 

[GBO18]

Nah. Just a jackwagon trying to be smoove. I've been with her for 19 years. I know the routine. Had a bad few days too and even sharted on myself earlier this week for the first time since '76.

Didn't need a heisman interuption from a doosh.

Lulz.

 

[YankeeVol]

Jealous much? Get over yourself. She married you dumba**.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Nah. Just a jackwagon trying to be smoove. I've been with her for 19 years. I know the routine. Had a bad few days too and even sharted on myself earlier this week for the first time since '76.

Didn't need a heisman interuption from a doosh.

wtf does that mean?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Jealous much? Get over yourself. She married you dumba**.

Boom!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Tell him this is her night out of the kitchen and your tip is dwindling.

 

[Daddy Gee]

Nah. Just a jackwagon trying to be smoove. I've been with her for 19 years. I know the routine. Had a bad few days too and even sharted on myself earlier this week for the first time since '76.

Didn't need a heisman interuption from a doosh.

lol: .. we all have those bad stretches ... sometimes even with a shart ..

We need some new OE sharting stories .. :zeitung_lesen:

 

[GBO18]

wtf does that mean?

He sharted.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Nah. Just a jackwagon trying to be smoove. I've been with her for 19 years. I know the routine. Had a bad few days too and even sharted on myself earlier this week for the first time since '76.

Didn't need a heisman interuption from a doosh.

Whoa, ladies first in the Zone. Go ahead, gob.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

He sharted.

What a freak

 

[Behr]

Stay home.:dunno:

 

[Spartacavolus]

Jealous much? Get over yourself. She married you dumba**.

You really think I'm mad? I just get a kick out of dumbasses. He said, "and what are you having tonight". She said, I'm not ready yet. I need a minute.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You really think I'm mad? I just get a kick out of dumbasses. He said, "and what are you having tonight". She said, I'm not ready yet. I need a minute.

Anger issues?

 

[YankeeVol]

You really think I'm mad? I just get a kick out of dumbasses. He said, "and what are you having tonight". She said, I'm not ready yet. I need a minute.

Obviously. Why make a thread about it otherwise?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Obviously. Why make a thread about it otherwise?

Here here

 

[Spartacavolus]

Anger issues?

Not at all. I just told him I was going to kick his ass if he looked at her tits again after I ordered my 5 yr olds mac and cheese.

I don't know where you guys come up with dramatic bs.

 

[possumslayer]

Go poop in the bathroom floor. That'll show em
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[YankeeVol]

Here here

Did OE and I agree on something?!?!? Mind = blown