most embarrassed (sp?) you have ever been

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Billy Costigan

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One time somebody pulled down my gym shorts in the gym but grabbed my boxers too so some people saw my penis.
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Billy Costigan said:
One time somebody pulled down my gym shorts in the gym but grabbed my boxers too so some people saw my penis.
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I had the same thing happen to me in a class with my future prom date. Obviously it wasn't too embarrassing considering the result.
 
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I was leading a cross country race in high school and went the wrong way on the course. Had to go back and rerun the part of the course I had effed up. Ended up finishing in the middle of the pack and falling off of the varsity team. 1st and only week that happened in high school. I have never been more embarrassed and ashamed.
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In all seriousness: Over Afghanistan I once called a B-1 pilot a "dumb mother f***er" over the radio for everyone on that freq. to hear. I thought I was on intercom (talking inside the jet), but no, I was on AR Prime (primary frequency for air refueling).

Awkward.
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I was leading a cross country race in high school and went the wrong way on the course. Had to go back and rerun the part of the course I had effed up. Ended up finishing in the middle of the pack and falling off of the varsity team. 1st and only week that happened in high school. I have never been more embarrassed and ashamed.
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I lead a fast break on the wrong basket coming out of a junior high game after halftime. I threw a dime to my boy who put it in the wrong damn basket. Was not one of my finer moments
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Stumbling round the 'Fort in '96 or so, 3:30 a.m., see a white Jeep and walk up to it, and I holler, "Whatz UP? Tyrone Hiiiiiiiiiiines????"...........the guy laughs at me, and says, "My name is Al."
 
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Jasongivm6 said:
Stumbling round the 'Fort in '96 or so, 3:30 a.m., see a white Jeep and walk up to it, and I holler, "Whatz UP? Tyrone Hiiiiiiiiiiines????"...........the guy laughs at me, and says, "My name is Al."
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Man.. I was in a similar predicament once, we were leaving the old inferno bar in the boro.. We seen an escalade on spinners in the parking lot so naturally we spun those mother truckers when out pops big Albert Haynesworth mader than two gorilla goatsnakes. He seen we were star struck and was cool as hell afterwards. We talked for a few minutes and they cruised off. I know, cool story.
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Reporting to the vsp academy in what my wife assured me was a cream/tan suit......turned out to be a white suit to the sgts.....i was given the name of disco.....asked if I was going out with travolta.....had the dad blame thing on all mornin, everyone in the academy was snickering.....
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A few years ago, my wife introduced me to one of her coworkers. We exchanged pleasantries. Upon noticing a very significant protrusion in her lower abdominal region, I asked when her baby was due. Her reply:
"I'm not pregnant." I turned ten shades of red and quickly changed the subject. Allsome.
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Ron Mexico said:
In all seriousness: Over Afghanistan I once called a B-1 pilot a "dumb mother f***er" over the radio for everyone on that freq. to hear. I thought I was on intercom (talking inside the jet), but no, I was on AR Prime (primary frequency for air refueling).

Awkward.
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<<<<been there
 
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Hobock said:
A few years ago, my wife introduced me to one of her coworkers. We exchanged pleasantries. Upon noticing a very significant protrusion in her lower abdominal region, I asked when her baby was due. Her reply:
"I'm not pregnant." I turned ten shades of red and quickly changed the subject. Allsome.
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Lulz
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Hobock said:
A few years ago, my wife introduced me to one of her coworkers. We exchanged pleasantries. Upon noticing a very significant protrusion in her lower abdominal region, I asked when her baby was due. Her reply:
"I'm not pregnant." I turned ten shades of red and quickly changed the subject. Allsome.
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chance u should never take
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I was once at a lake picnic with a bunch of friends. One girl I did not know was being a real azz and all I said was hi to her and she nearly bit my head off. Later speaking with one of my friend's girlfriends I said to her "that Jeanine girl over there is a real beech." She replied "Yeah, that's my sister." Whoops!
 
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VIF said:
I was once at a lake picnic with a bunch of friends. One girl I did not know was being a real azz and all I said was hi to her and she nearly bit my head off. Later speaking with one of my friend's girlfriends I said to her "that Jeanine girl over there is a real beech." She replied "Yeah, that's my sister." Whoops!
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Not that bad, IMO.
 
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My second most embarrassing event would be one time I went to the dentist and I had a little crushed up oxycontin and cocaine left in my nose from earlier that day and I leaned back in the chair for them to check my teeth and they saw all the drug residue in my nostrils and they gave me a funny look.
 
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Sitting with a group of guys at a high school basketball game about 13 years ago, i said im going to get a drink. So i put my foot of the plastic bench at the gym and stood up only to have my foot slide out from under me. Did i mention i was on the second row? And being on the second row, i fell and hit the first row and then the hardwood. Trying to play it funny and cool, i stood up and yelled "im ok" to my friends. Only then did i notice the silence on the entire gym. The refs had stopped the game as it happend and everyone had seen it. Stopped the game.....baketball stopped dribbling....cheerleaders stopped cheering....ladies from the concession stand came out when they heard the silence. I adjusted myself and sat back down having thought that i did not want to chance the drink venture twice. I told my buddies that was embarrassing only to have my best friend reply......." go sit over there....you just fell dude."
 
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