Morning Sex

[tonyvolsfan05]

MORNING SEX

> She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
> He walked in; She turned and said,
> You've got to make love to me this very moment."
> His eyes lit up and he thought,
>
> "This is my lucky day."
> Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his
> all; right there on the kitchen table.
> Afterwards she said,
> "Thanks,"
> and returned to the stove.
> More than a little puzzled, he asked,
> "What was that all about?"
> She explained,
>
> "The egg timer's broken."
>

 

[All Vol!]

my favorite "men are sexually inadequate" joke came from Rosanne Barr:

"There is no doubt it was men that invented maps; who else could've come up with the idea that one inch equals a hundred miles?"

 

[ut 4 me]

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Funny