Mike D will be a correctional officer

[MikeDVol]

I'm gonna bring back the night stick.
Should I be a mod now?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Congrats, Mong. Watch out for anal rape.

 

[MikeDVol]

Congrats, Mong. Watch out for anal rape.

Its not rape if you're willing

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Boom..Nasty,brah. lulz

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Thank you for being a part of the criminal justice system!

 

[Volz4lif3]

Thank you for being a part of the criminal justice system!

Yes now maybe you will get put in the women population!

 

[Spartacavolus]

Hello, inmates, let me introduce myself:

I'm Mike D and I get respect. Your cash and cigarettes is what I expect.
Night stick here, he's my ace. But if I don't get you down, I'm pullin out the mace

 

[Volz4lif3]

Hello, inmates, let me introduce myself:

I'm Mike D and I get respect. Your cash and cigarettes is what I expect.
Night stick here, he's my ace. But if I don't get you down, I'm pullin out the mace

Nice rhyme Sparty.. With the help of the Beasties..

 

[joeydupree]

Fawk mike d

 

[MikeDVol]

Hello, inmates, let me introduce myself:

I'm Mike D and I get respect. Your cash and cigarettes is what I expect.
Night stick here, he's my ace. But if I don't get you down, I'm pullin out the mace

Eff yeah

 

[MikeDVol]

Fawk mike d

I will go Rodney king on you

 

[joeydupree]

Pssshhhh

 

[supervol01]

I will go Rodney king on you

Die in a pool???

Too soon???

 

[rockytop114]

Eff yeah

Yo mike d im mca i got a license to ill def def got all da fine women!!!!!!!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Yo mike d im mca i got a license to ill def def got all da fine women!!!!!!!

Nice

 

[rockytop114]

Nice

Thank you""""""""

 

[joeydupree]

Mike d just wanna see multiple naked men showering together.

 

[rockyvols]

Hellz yeah mikey!

 

[MikeDVol]

Yo mike d im mca i got a license to ill def def got all da fine women!!!!!!!

Atta boy

Mike d just wanna see multiple naked men showering together.

*drano

Hellz yeah mikey!

Sup Brah!

 

[MikeDVol]

I freaking hate this Job already.

 

[BearCat204]

I freaking hate this Job already.

I could have told you that you would have...........its like being in jail all day

 

[MikeDVol]

I could have told you that you would have...........its like being in jail all day

Inmates are just a bunch of needy cry babies

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Crack their skulls with the night sticks and tell them to stfu!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Crack their skulls with the night sticks and tell them to stfu!

This. Force the lady inmates to kiss each other!!!!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I could have told you that you would have...........its like being in jail all day

I lulzed at this. Maybe wasn't intended to be funny, but well done all the same.