Meyer misses chance to dismiss "papa smirk"

[cwil74`]

Clearly, Florida was the better offense and the better team. Urban Meyer came to a knife fight armed with two handguns and a howitzer cannon, Kiffin arrived with a salad fork and an oyster cracker. He tossed the oyster cracker at a Gator coed with fat arms, and dueled as best he could with his salad fork of a quarterback, Jonathan Crompton.

Meyer Misses Chance to Dismiss 'Papa Smirk' Kiffin -- NCAA Football FanHouse

 

[killacamoh9]

10. When Tim Tebow and Eric Berry collided, every child in Asia was simultaneously circumcised.

Asian newspapers are going to report on this phenomenon tomorrow. But they were all sleeping when it happened so the news will take a little while to filter out.

Thailand's planning a new tourist attraction in the red light district.

The Great Wall of Foreskin.

Too much?

:lolabove:

 

[tumscalcium]

I chuckled at a lot of his comments. But this one actually made me spit up my drink.

Regarding Janzen Jacksons excellent hit... "B.) Somewhere Jabar Gaffney slammed down his television remote and said, "That's a touchdown, bro.""

 

[Behr]

"Kiffin is so intense you halfway expect him to eat the microphone, spit it out, and flex for the camera. In fact, if this happened, I wouldn't even be surprised."

I effing love it!

 

[Coastypop]

Great read LMAO

 

[notaguru2]

"Kiffin is so intense you halfway expect him to eat the microphone, spit it out, and flex for the camera. In fact, if this happened, I wouldn't even be surprised."

I effing love it!

I enjoyed what the commentator said after halftime about CLK. "Just what the SEC needs; another intense head coach." =)

 

[Voldaddy]

Great read.

 

[LittleDTO]

Clearly, one of Clay Travis' best articles. I love the Jabar Gaffney line too.

 

[Rock33]

I laughed out loud when he referred to Crompdaddy, not getting flagged for intentional grounding........... That was an amazing "no call"

 

[USAF_Vol]

I laughed out loud when he referred to Crompdaddy, not getting flagged for intentional grounding........... That was an amazing "no call"

Exactly

There was a receiver running behind the florida bench, LOL

 

[GoBigOrangeVols]

what a great article.

 

[vols461]

that was great, Im gonna have to read it again

 

[hmanvolfan]

CBS played up the angst with alternating shots of Kiffin and Meyer alongside the Green Day soundtrack "Know Your Enemy" as the game began. The montage was designed to ignite Gator bloodlust, and terrify Volunteer fans. If they'd played it on the scoreboard at Ben-Hill Griffin stadium, 15 people in orange would have simultaneously been stabbed to death with shivs embedded inside Little Debbie snackcakes.

So the gator fans have graduated from throwing piss balloons to hiding shivs in their Little Debbies? How devious.... hmy: lol:

 

[Godfatha]

Exactly

There was a receiver running behind the florida bench, LOL

The refs are used to seeing extremely inaccurate Crompton passes. For all they knew, he was trying to throw a post.
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