Merlin's Marvelous Mysteries

[DD4ME]

Marvel at them.

 

[DD4ME]

Merlin,
How do you stuff your nuts in so many holes?

 

[DD4ME]

Is it true your magic wand is really 12 inches long?

 

[DD4ME]

Is it true PBR is brewed by elfs?

 

[DD4ME]

How do you keep kids off your lawn? Is it magic?

 

[DD4ME]

When you take on squirrel form does it hurt?

 

[DD4ME]

Hman if you bogart the mysteries it makes it hard to have a thread.

 

[DD4ME]

Do you hide hookers and blow in your giant pointy hat?

 

[DD4ME]

Is it true you killed the dragon by choking him with your mustache?

 

[DD4ME]

Is it true that Guinevere liked the 2 snake boogie?

 

[hmanvolfan]

It's tube steak boogie my friend.

 

[DD4ME]

How very mysterious

 

[rockytop114]

this is one of the mysteries

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What in da hell?

 

[rockytop114]

truely

 

[DD4ME]

What in da hell?

Merlin is apparently pretty tight lipped