Meanwhile in The Swamp...

I keep hearing McElwain doing his best Clinton impersonation..."I did not have sexual relations with that shark".
 
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I'm calling coverup. Obviously the Russians have stepped in and provided a patsy to obfuscate the situation. We all know it's really Donkey Teeth!!!!

But if this is true wouldn't Mcelwain have known the back story and why didn't he just clear the air!!! Gotta be Russian interference...

Still laughing so hard while I type this. 😂😂😂😂
 
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😂😂😂😂😂
 
I'm not a photography expert but if you'll note the shadow of his head crosses the right hand. If this is a shopped pic of McElwain's head on another man's body they were detail meticulous including shadowing and correct light angles on the face. It makes one think back to his facial sunburn as a pattern of occasional foolishness.
 
I'm not a photography expert but if you'll note the shadow of his head crosses the right hand. If this is a shopped pic of McElwain's head on another man's body they were detail meticulous including shadowing and correct light angles on the face. It makes one think back to his facial sunburn as a pattern of occasional foolishness.

I can only imagine why anyone would look at this pic long enough to discover such details.......
 
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I can only imagine why anyone would look at this pic long enough to discover such details.......


It was a lot quicker, and less painful, to immediately notice the part in the hair was on the wrong side. Note to self:

Don't look Ethel!!!!
 
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It was a lot quicker, and less painful, to immediately notice the part in the hair was on the wrong side. Note to self:

Don't look Ethel!!!!

Nah, the photo was reversed. You can see it if you use a magnifying glass...on one gunnel is the name of the boat, "Ole Donkey Teeth's Gator 'n Shark Get-Around". It's in invisible ink, but it's there. You can't read it unless you put it up to a mirror after applying heat to the image.


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