BayouVol
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms
race realized that if they continued in the usual
manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight. They would have five
years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitle to dominate
the world.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with
the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him
all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest
dog the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel
bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get
near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans
showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a
nine foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they
knew there was no way that this dog could possibly
last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of its cage and slowly waddled over towards the
Russian dog.
The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American Dachshund. But, when it got
close enough to bite the dachshund's neck, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The
Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads
in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for five years with the
meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"Dat's nothin", said Thibideaux, the Cajun,
representing the Americans. "We had our bess plastic
surgins workin' fo' five year to make dat alligator
look like a weenie dog."
race realized that if they continued in the usual
manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight. They would have five
years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitle to dominate
the world.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with
the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him
all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest
dog the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel
bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get
near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans
showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a
nine foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they
knew there was no way that this dog could possibly
last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of its cage and slowly waddled over towards the
Russian dog.
The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American Dachshund. But, when it got
close enough to bite the dachshund's neck, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The
Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads
in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for five years with the
meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"Dat's nothin", said Thibideaux, the Cajun,
representing the Americans. "We had our bess plastic
surgins workin' fo' five year to make dat alligator
look like a weenie dog."
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