Maybe we should recruit this guy

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Burger King Guy To Pleasure Panther Cheerleaders In Next Commercial

Charlotte, NC – Burger King’s popular mascot, Burger King Guy, will please a pair of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders in a bathroom stall, during the company’s next commercial – due to hit the airwaves this Sunday. Burger King Guy has starred in several commercials since the start of the NFL season that insert his image into various exciting NFL plays. This will be his most controversial ad yet.

Burger King CEO, Tom Koceja, told reporters that the commercial will open with a view of a closed bathroom stall in a busy ladies’ restroom. Two pairs of sexy women’s legs and one pair of a man’s legs will be visible as excited female moans are heard emanating from the stall. Two bras and two pairs of panties will then be flung over the stall door.

Koceja explained that after twenty seconds, the door will open, and the two sexy cheerleaders will stagger out of the stall with thoroughly satisfied grins on their glazed faces. Then, Burger King Guy, tall and proud, will walk out of the stall, look in the mirror, straighten his golden crown, tie his cape and wink into the camera while giving a thumbs-up.

The announcer will conclude the commercial by saying, “Burger King. Have it your way.”

Thirty minutes later, McDonald’s announced plans to put Ronald McDonald in a new commercial where he takes a cruise with the Minnesota Vikings.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

hahahahah

Think the king has skills and has proven himself in the NFL, but there is more hype around the Pepsi machine, i say we go with youth. King is what....400 years old?

 

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Originally posted by RockyTopEmpire@Nov 22, 2005 8:33 AM
hahahahah

Think the king has skills and has proven himself in the NFL, but there is more hype around the Pepsi machine, i say we go with youth. King is what....400 years old?

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:lol:

Those BK commercials with The King crack me up.

 

[bigtime]

GO KING :bow: :yourock: