A friend several years ago was living with this gorgeous gal that was absolutely batsh** crazy. Got where he was legitimately scared of her. He got a job transfer offer from Georgia to California, took it. Went home and told her he was sorry for the way he had been acting. Felt bad wanting to apologize, here's $300 go shopping baby. He peeked through the blinds and as soon as her car was out of sight he threw his crap in his truck and squealed out driving to California. About an hour down the road his cell phone rang, her of course. Rolled the window down and threw a pass with that phone any NFL qb would envy. Brian take heed.