Man Killed by Beaver

[golfballs]

Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack

The man was on a fishing trip at Lake Shestakov in Belarus with two friends when they spotted the animal on the side of the road.

He stopped so that he could take a picture but as he approached the beaver it pounced on him, biting him in the thigh.

His friends attempted to stem the flow of blood from the wound but the animal’s bite had severed a main artery and the man, who came from Brest, bled to death.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_BEh1dhEw[/youtube]

 

[Godfatha]

Terrible thing to get hold of some bad beaver.

 

[volinbham]

Thank God he didn't shoot it - would have been a crime.

 

[volinbham]

Can't trust former Soviet bloc beaver

 

[FLVOL_79]

Must have been one unkempt gnarly beaver

 

[golfballs]

Why was he so intent on filming that beaver?

 

[bluetickhound16]

Background checks on all beavers is definitely called for here. Beaver control is the only way to keep society safe from these evil beavers!

 

[golfballs]

Background checks on all beavers is definitely called for here. Beaver control is the only way to keep society safe from these evil beavers!

The beaver didn't kill that man! It's teeth did!

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

The beaver didn't kill that man! It's teeth did!

I see what you did there...

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Even beavers hate the paparazzi.

 

[YankeeVol]

Beaver can be dangerous. All kinds of diseases

 

[vader]

And it seemed like such a nice beaver

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Thank God he didn't shoot it - would have been a crime.

It would have in Mass.
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[volfanCLT]

Dam, that sucks

 

[UTGnome]

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[Nerd-Vol]

I wonder what Ras has to say about this.

 

[YorkVol]

Confirms the myth of vaginal dentata

(Vagina dentata - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

 

[golfballs]

Confirms the myth of vaginal dentata

(Vagina dentata - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

"a fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman."

Grizz would hit it

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I can understand why he got out of his truck. A good beaver picture can make you alot of money.

 

[MG1968]

I can understand why he got out of his truck. A good beaver picture can make you alot of money.

but if the beaver is too young, it can land you in jail

 

[hohenfelsvol]

but if the beaver is too young, it can land you in jail

Sixteen will get you twenty

 

[govols/cc]

Sixteen will get you twenty

Not in a lot of states

 

[golfballs]

Not in a lot of states

You've looked into it?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

You've looked into it?

Not in Europe and Alabama

 

[govols/cc]

You've looked into it?

I just happen to live in one where 16 is age of consent.