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MAKING LOVE

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da
love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed
in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've
finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze
way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet
wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed
in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk
over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the ceiling.


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6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get
fired!"
She then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
eye
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three
things to say:
" First, you have a dirty mind. "
"Second, you didn't read your homework. "
"And third, one day you are going to be VERY,VERY Disappointed


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The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk
over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the ceiling.
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Thats funny.................but he would die!!! :angry:
 
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