Make fun of South Carolina (merged)

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Here's to Butch leading the Vols to 3-0 over the Cocks. May this be a long, and enduring streak!
 
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#9
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Their best head coach ever is a washed up coach from a bygone era. Need I say more?
(Lou Holtz and Spurrier count)
 
#10
#10
Q: Why can't South Carolina Players get on the internet?

A: Because they can't put 3 w's together...
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Q: How do you keep South Carolina Gamecocks out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts
 
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#12
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Out of respect for Coach Spurrier I won't make fun of them until after the game...:)

GO VOLS!
 
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Things you will never hear a South Carolina fan say

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•Wrestling’s fake.
•Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
•The tires on that truck are too big.
•Checkmate.
•You can’t feed that to the dog.
•Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
•Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
•Spitting is such a nasty habit.
•Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
•Duct tape won’t fix that.
•My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
•I read an interesting article today.
•Let’s listen to NPR.
•Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
•Let a professional paint your car.
•Don’t kill it!
•I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
•May the best man win.
 
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#18
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A young ventriloquist is touring South Carolina and stops to entertain at a bar near campus.
He’s doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when a South Carolina Linebacker in the audience stands up and says “I’ve heard just about enough of your smart ass redneck jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in South Carolina.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the South Carolina linebacker pipes up: “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!”
 
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A1A said:
Things you will never hear a South Carolina fan say

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•Wrestling’s fake.
•Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
•The tires on that truck are too big.
•Checkmate.
•You can’t feed that to the dog.
•Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
•Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
•Spitting is such a nasty habit.
•Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
•Duct tape won’t fix that.
•My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
•I read an interesting article today.
•Let’s listen to NPR.
•Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
•Let a professional paint your car.
•Don’t kill it!
•I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
•May the best man win.
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I agree with all of them with the exception to the comment about NPR. NPR is a b.s. news station. It is all news that is reported from our governments perspective and is not necessarily the truth. Most of their news is twisted, more so than CNN or MSNBC....

No thanks to NRP............
 
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Rudy123 said:
I agree with all of them with the exception to the comment about NPR. NPR is a b.s. news station. It is all news that is reported from our governments perspective and is not necessarily the truth. Most of their news is twisted, more so than CNN or MSNBC....

No thanks to NRP............
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I don't disagree on NPR. And at least on MSNBC they don't pretend to be unbiased...
 
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#21
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A1A said:
Things you will never hear a South Carolina fan say

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•Wrestling’s fake.
•Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
•The tires on that truck are too big.
•Checkmate.
•You can’t feed that to the dog.
•Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
•Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
•Spitting is such a nasty habit.
•Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
•Duct tape won’t fix that.
•My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
•I read an interesting article today.
•Let’s listen to NPR.
•Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
•Let a professional paint your car.
•Don’t kill it!
•I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
•May the best man win.
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I'm dying...can't catch my breath.
 
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An oldie, but a goody!

An Alabama fan, a Tennessee fan, a Florida fan, and a South Carolina fan went mountain climbing. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of all.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Alabama fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Crimson Tide!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Florida fan threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"

Seeing this, the Tennessee fan walked over and shouted "This is for the Volunteers!" and pushed the South Carolina fan off the side of the mountain.
 
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A test to see if you are a true South Carolina fan

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•A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
•One of your kids was born on a pool table.
•Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
•Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
•Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
•You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
•You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
•You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just “misunderstood”.
•If you refer to the fifth grade as, “your senior year”.
•You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
•It’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
•You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
•Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
•You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
 
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