MONTEREY Wait until US Navy gets a load of MontereyVol now. They won't recognize him as the same employee.
For one thing, there's the hair. MontereyVols familiar buzz cut is gone, replaced by a longer orange-and-white coiffure that can only be described as part Rocky Top lounge comedian, part "Beverly Hillbillies" goth. But here's the weird part it works for MontereyVol.
His co-workers thought it was great, but then his boss had a problem with it and told him he should shave his head, Because he thought for some reason this actually would have any kind of effect on his job??????????