LOL dumb drunk customers

[Thrasher865]

So I'm a waiter. And tonight this guy comes in and tries to get all macho on me when I politely request that he allow his wife to order first.

He got in my face and tried to puff out his chest. It was pretty pathetic.

I skeeted in his soup.

 

[tri_vol]

you shoulda grabbed his wifes teets so she'd know the touch of a real man

 

[YankeeVol]

I lol'd. lol:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What would Seabass do in this situation?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Had this thought but didn't pull the trigger. Well done, great mind.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I thought that was you. I suggest you hit the gym and get that mole removed. Or at least trim the hair on it before you have to start dread locking it.


Edit: found a rogue half inch hair coming out of the top of my ear the other day. wtf

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Where do you work?

I just want to make sure I never eat there.

 

[GBO18]

I thought that was you. I suggest you hit the gym and get that mole removed. Or at least trim the hair on it before you have to start dread locking it.

You racist mother****a.

 

[YankeeVol]

Where do you work?

I just want to make sure I never eat there.

Bojangles

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sparta is a racist. Everyone spread the word.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sparta is a racist. Everyone spread the word.

Hey guy, go back and edit this post ASAP.

 

[Thrasher865]

I work part time at Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays, Applebee's, Carraba's, Outback, Cheesecake Factory, Chilis, Cheddars and a few others.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey guy, go back and edit this post ASAP.

95 loves black people more than anything else on Earth.

 

[GBO18]

I work part time at Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays, Applebee's, Carraba's, Outback, Cheesecake Factory, Chilis, Cheddars and a few others.

No Logan's? You ain't legit then.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I ain't going to be bullied by no cyper rapist. Especially a colored.

wite pyre

 

[OrangeEmpire]

lmao

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I work part time at Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays, Applebee's, Carraba's, Outback, Cheesecake Factory, Chilis, Cheddars and a few others.

That's a lot of bathrooms for me to defecate in the floor. Better get started.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

So I'm a waiter. And tonight this guy comes in and tries to get all macho on me when I politely request that he allow his wife to order first.

He got in my face and tried to puff out his chest. It was pretty pathetic.

I skeeted in his soup.

You a waiter now?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

That's a lot of bathrooms for me to defecate in the floor. Better get started.

Dulcalax.

 

[Thrasher865]

Part time

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Right...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I said no cheese. Are you stupid or something?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I said no cheese. Are you stupid or something?

Yes.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I said no cheese. Are you stupid or something?

So says the taco bell line cook

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So says the taco bell line cook

I get my orders right most of the time.