Let’s start the Florida mockery early

stevenrich2003

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For the first time in I don't know when I feel good about this game. That gator meat is gonna taste so sweet
I had the thought that we would be favored to win this contest. Then I remembered who we were playing...
Also, I have a unnatural hate for Florida as well. I saw where you said that in an earlier post and thought it was worded very well.
 

OrangeTsar

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Well, Gainesville is about as close to Mordor as I've ever come. Orcs in jorts is a big nope!
Sorry, I have been calling Tuscaloosa β€žMordorβ€œ for over a decade now. That name is already taken πŸ˜‰
Transylvania I think is still available. Just don’t go overboard and Name it after someplace REALLY sinister
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Sorry, I have been calling Tuscaloosa β€žMordorβ€œ for over a decade now. That name is already taken πŸ˜‰
Transylvania I think is still available. Just don’t go overboard and Name it after someplace REALLY sinister
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Mordor doesn't work for Tuscaloosa because the villains there are far too short.

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Sorry, I have been calling Tuscaloosa β€žMordorβ€œ for over a decade now. That name is already taken πŸ˜‰
Transylvania I think is still available. Just don’t go overboard and Name it after someplace REALLY sinister
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Mordor doesn't work for Tuscaloosa because the villains there are far too short.

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Sauron didn’t even have a physical body for the entire third age you know
Modor is a country not a city. Barad-Dur is Sauron's fortress and Minas Morgul is the city of the dead/The Witch King's fortress. Both are in Mordor. Y'all can both have one.

Yeah yeah, I know....
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OrangeTsar

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Modor is a country not a city. Barad-Dur is Sauron's fortress and Minas Morgul is the city of the dead/The Witch King's fortress. Both are in Mordor. Y'all can both have one.

Yeah yeah, I know....
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And Dol Guldur in Southern Mirkwood is still available. I don’t think anyone has made an offer on it since Sauron moved πŸ˜‰
Never apologize for Tolkien Nerdism. It is a fine characteristic πŸ˜ƒ
 

JCHateSteve

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And Dol Guldur in Southern Mirkwood is still available. I don’t think anyone has made an offer on it since Sauron moved πŸ˜‰
Never apologize for Tolkien Nerdism. It is a fine characteristic πŸ˜ƒ
Don't get me started. Let's just agree that Vandy is in the Shire somewhere. I mean who else would be the Hobbits of the SEC?
 

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My heavens. We are light years from having enough swagger to talk Sh$t about ANY other team or, showing cockiness off the field till we are worth a damn consistently ON the field

Hope we give it our all at each game. Maybe in a couple years after we beat Bama, UGA and Gators a couple of times would I even consider thrusting out my chest.
 

OrangeTsar

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My heavens. We are light years from having enough swagger to talk Sh$t about ANY other team or, showing cockiness off the field till we are worth a damn consistently ON the field

Hope we give it our all at each game. Maybe in a couple years after we beat Bama, UGA and Gators a couple of times would I even consider thrusting out my chest.
If you wait until You start winning to have swagger, youβ€˜ll never start winning IMO.
 

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If the maintenance work described was done by the owner of the jortbus, then the solid money is on the next owner dying in an electrical fire. That is, unless a brake failure doesn't end them first.
 

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