Let’s start the Florida mockery early

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OrangeTsar

Alabama delenda est
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Only two months till Gators come to town. Post your favorite Florida man (or woman) stories here.
Let me kick off the festivities
A man accused of “driving erratically” by his neighbors responded to the criticism by driving into one neighbor’s home — which prompted the homeowner to shoot at him, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office in Florida.

Read more at: https://www.bellinghamherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article263720608.html#storylink=cpy
 
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dduncan4163

Have at it Hoss
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#19
Only two months till Gators come to town. Post your favorite Florida man (or woman) stories here.
Let me kick off the festivities
A man accused of “driving erratically” by his neighbors responded to the criticism by driving into one neighbor’s home — which prompted the homeowner to shoot at him, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office in Florida.

Read more at: https://www.bellinghamherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article263720608.html#storylink=cpy
Oh I hate Florida with a unnatural passion. If Heup starts beating Florida on a regular basis build him a statue. I could take losing to Bama for the next 10 years if it means we beat the Gators. No game means more to me than Florida.
 
#25

VFL-82-JP

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What do Florida fans call their campus police? Investi-gators.

What do they call their GPS? Navi-gators.

When they go bowling, they call themselves alley-gators.

Florida fans who work at Subway like to call themselves deli-gators.

A Florida fan who farms is an irri-gator.

What looks like half an alligator? The other half.

Why are alligators long and green? Because if they were short and green, they'd be leprechauns.

What's the difference between a porcupine and The Swamp? The porcupine has a lot of pricks on the outside.

Go Vols! :)
 

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