Ol Mother Hubbard
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After reading RTI's column of the ten kinds of fans, I thought it would be fun to try to match up the different types of fans with legendary callers of various Knoxville sports talk shows. Shout out to skasper06 for the link.
1 - The overly optimistic Vol. Titans Bill. Good ole Billiam can never pick against the Vols. No matter how bad his sausage is burned. :good!:
2 - Periphery Vol. Gotta be R-R-Roger. I once heard Rog ask Jimmy Hyams if he had ever been fishing. In the same call, he asked John if he liked Pepsi Cola.
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3 - Overly obsessed with one opponent Vol. I heard the great Snapper say he didn't care how the season goes as long as we beat the sisters of the poor out west. :blink:
4 - Nega-Vol. Does Catbone call in? Jk. Maybe Code name Matt? Tough call. Suggestions are welcome. :no:
5 - The casual Vol. Remember when Dave Hooker used to have a sports show instead of the two hour infomercial for El Chico's, Clancey's, Marco's, etc? Dave was one of my favorite radio personalities. Then he sold his soul to ESPN, only to come back a year later sounding bored and distracted. Dave can still make me chuckle very very occasionally. But until he starts talking sports again and stops taking a break every 3 minutes, I'm out. :snoring:
6 - Conspiracy theory Vol. Tony "the Dean" Basillio. Making up Grumors is easier than putting down your guitar and your lunch and actually preparing for the show. I kid, Tony. Mostly.
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7 - Exceedingly drunk Vol. Philly sounds like a man that has put away a keg or two in his life. :crazy:
8 - The traditionalist. Hitch doesn't even allow Smoky Gray in his box of Crayola's. Haven't heard from the bald fella in a while. Anyone know his story? Hitch will fight any man, woman, or child that woo's during Rocky Top. :aggressive:
9 - The recruiting freak. LET'S TALK CRUITIN!!! I could listen to Steve from Lexington all day. Most hosts sound like they feel differently, but Steve is far and away my favorite caller. He's entertaining, self deprecating, and usually knows more about recruiting than anyone this side of Hubbs. God bless you Steve from Lexington!! :bow2:
10 - The "fire everybody" guy. This list would be incomplete without the man, the myth...the Cattleman. Or if you've been around long enough, Small Mike. The Cattleman will hear no rational debate, look at no facts, and take no crap off anybody. If it means UT going winless all season to get a certain coach fired, then so be it. Mike was probably mad at UT's 4 coaches in 5 years, instead of going a perfect 5/5. Mike doesn't care if you like him or not. But if you DO want to like him, don't get him started on Pat Summit. She should've been fired decades ago. Smh, the RAGE in this man. :furious3:
I hope you guys enjoyed my first thread. There were a couple numbers I was stumped on, so please add your favorite caller.
1 - The overly optimistic Vol. Titans Bill. Good ole Billiam can never pick against the Vols. No matter how bad his sausage is burned. :good!:
2 - Periphery Vol. Gotta be R-R-Roger. I once heard Rog ask Jimmy Hyams if he had ever been fishing. In the same call, he asked John if he liked Pepsi Cola.
3 - Overly obsessed with one opponent Vol. I heard the great Snapper say he didn't care how the season goes as long as we beat the sisters of the poor out west. :blink:
4 - Nega-Vol. Does Catbone call in? Jk. Maybe Code name Matt? Tough call. Suggestions are welcome. :no:
5 - The casual Vol. Remember when Dave Hooker used to have a sports show instead of the two hour infomercial for El Chico's, Clancey's, Marco's, etc? Dave was one of my favorite radio personalities. Then he sold his soul to ESPN, only to come back a year later sounding bored and distracted. Dave can still make me chuckle very very occasionally. But until he starts talking sports again and stops taking a break every 3 minutes, I'm out. :snoring:
6 - Conspiracy theory Vol. Tony "the Dean" Basillio. Making up Grumors is easier than putting down your guitar and your lunch and actually preparing for the show. I kid, Tony. Mostly.
7 - Exceedingly drunk Vol. Philly sounds like a man that has put away a keg or two in his life. :crazy:
8 - The traditionalist. Hitch doesn't even allow Smoky Gray in his box of Crayola's. Haven't heard from the bald fella in a while. Anyone know his story? Hitch will fight any man, woman, or child that woo's during Rocky Top. :aggressive:
9 - The recruiting freak. LET'S TALK CRUITIN!!! I could listen to Steve from Lexington all day. Most hosts sound like they feel differently, but Steve is far and away my favorite caller. He's entertaining, self deprecating, and usually knows more about recruiting than anyone this side of Hubbs. God bless you Steve from Lexington!! :bow2:
10 - The "fire everybody" guy. This list would be incomplete without the man, the myth...the Cattleman. Or if you've been around long enough, Small Mike. The Cattleman will hear no rational debate, look at no facts, and take no crap off anybody. If it means UT going winless all season to get a certain coach fired, then so be it. Mike was probably mad at UT's 4 coaches in 5 years, instead of going a perfect 5/5. Mike doesn't care if you like him or not. But if you DO want to like him, don't get him started on Pat Summit. She should've been fired decades ago. Smh, the RAGE in this man. :furious3:
I hope you guys enjoyed my first thread. There were a couple numbers I was stumped on, so please add your favorite caller.